Another good song from the Doctor……..
Archive | May 2018
Enjoy a jumpy, extra song today…from my favorite doctor
THE SPHINX—YOU BUYS YOUR TICKET
The Editor: What does that mean, LL, a lottery ticket ?
Cat Philosophy: No, it’s a cat’s outlook on life. You buys your ticket and takes your chances. Here are some different tickets bought on property. One group tried to drag a shed, one lived near a volcano, and one bought a home on wheels.
http://www.latimes.com/home/la-hm-living-vehicle-20180526-story.html
The home on wheels can take you away from high taxes, drought, and trashy/selfish neighbors.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/22/illinoisans-fleeing-state-taxes-financial-loss/
https://www.kob.com/news/drought-on-tap-to-intensify-over-us-southwest/4918667/?cat=642
http://news.trust.org/item/20180523110256-pgzaz
Here is a leech who let the taxpayers pay his $500,000 sex abuse agreement. I love the Democratic loud mouths.
Daily Dose of Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
Batter Up!
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying.
Tom asked, “If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?” Larry nodded yes just as he passed away.
That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry’s voice in a dream, “Tom…”
“Larry! What is it?!” asked Tom.
“I have good news and bad news from heaven.”
“What’s the good news?”
“There is baseball in heaven after all… but the bad news is…. you’re pitching on Tuesday.”
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Magic????
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat.” “Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was, after all, the captain’s parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another.
Finally, after a week, the parrot said, “Okay, I give up. Where the hell is the boat?”
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Checks & Balances
A man goes to get his check and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by $200.
He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.
At the end of the following month when he opens the check, he sees that he’s been underpaid by $200.
Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. “Sir, I think you’ve made a mistake on my check.”
“And how do you figure that?” his employer asks.
“It seems I’ve been underpaid by $200.”
“So?”
“No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.”
“Last month I overpaid you by $200 and you didn’t complain so why now?”
“Well Sir, thing is I don’t mind if you make a mistake once…. but if it becomes a habit I have to say something.”
He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.
At the end of the following month when he opens the check, he sees that he’s been underpaid by $200.
Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. “Sir, I think you’ve made a mistake on my check.”
“And how do you figure that?” his employer asks.
“It seems I’ve been underpaid by $200.”
“So?”
“No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.”
“Last month I overpaid you by $200 and you didn’t complain so why now?”
“Well Sir, thing is I don’t mind if you make a mistake once…. but if it becomes a habit I have to say something.”
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