A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house’s doorbell and the door was opened by a lady.
“Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?” she asked.
The boy replied, “Under my buckin’ hat.”
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The Editor: What does that mean, LL, a lottery ticket ?
Cat Philosophy: No, it’s a cat’s outlook on life. You buys your ticket and takes your chances. Here are some different tickets bought on property. One group tried to drag a shed, one lived near a volcano, and one bought a home on wheels.
http://www.latimes.com/home/la-hm-living-vehicle-20180526-story.html
The home on wheels can take you away from high taxes, drought, and trashy/selfish neighbors.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/22/illinoisans-fleeing-state-taxes-financial-loss/
https://www.kob.com/news/drought-on-tap-to-intensify-over-us-southwest/4918667/?cat=642
http://news.trust.org/item/20180523110256-pgzaz
Here is a leech who let the taxpayers pay his $500,000 sex abuse agreement. I love the Democratic loud mouths.
“There is baseball in heaven after all… but the bad news is…. you’re pitching on Tuesday.”
A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat.” “Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was, after all, the captain’s parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another.
Finally, after a week, the parrot said, “Okay, I give up. Where the hell is the boat?”
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