Archive | May 3, 2018

THE SPHINX—-WUT

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Here is a true sportsman.

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/daniel-robertson-ties-eduardo-nunezs-shoe-during-rays-red-sox/c-274295064

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The Editor:   What is going on, LL ?

I Have Outlived My Usefulness Cat:   Wut is going on here ?

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2018/04/25/Security-firm-says-key-flaws-allowed-access-to-hotel-rooms-worldwide/9801524677631/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

Here is a joke.  Anyone who is informed about the JFK murder knows it was LBJ, The CIA, and FBI.   The agencies are now trying to take Trump down.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2018/04/26/trump-keeps-jfk-documents-sealed-archives-release-final-batch

American dreams are in danger.

Single-family homes, a key part of American dream, face uncertain future

Here is where they want you to live, since thousands are smuggled in every day in shipping containers.  You can live like rats.  They haven’t learned a thing since the first public housing project was built.

Wut San Francisco needs is some competent public officials.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/04/25/drug-users-san-francisco-civic-center-bart/

Being more sensitive…

After a long day I stopped at a local watering hole and had a few libations. I was thinking about the events of the day and decided that I’m going to try to be more understanding, tolerant and exhibit more empathy and compassion for my fellow human beings.

While sitting there a young woman came into the bar.  She was crying and obviously distraught.
I asked her if she was alright and if there was anything I could do for her.

She calmed down a little and while fighting back tears she told me t
hat her cat died and that she wished she could have another one just like it.
Image result for funny pics of cats playing dead
 
So I asked her . . . “Why  would you want another dead cat?”
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HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 Framed Tablets of the Ten Commandments Print


God went to the Arabs and said,
‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
 
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
 
‘Can you give us an example?’
 
‘Thou shall not kill.’
 
‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
 
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
‘Honour thy Father and Mother.’
 
‘Father? We does’nt know who he be,
We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
‘I have Commandments.’
 
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’
 
‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said,
‘I have Commandments.’ 
 
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’
 
‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’ 
 
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
‘I have Commandments..’
 
‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’
 
‘They’re free.’
 
‘We’ll take 10.’ 
 
There. That, should piss off just about everybody…..
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So Which Is Correct?

 Image result for hawaii

A married couple were vacationing in Hawaii and disagreed on the correct pronunciation of the state name. He said it was Hawaii and his wife said it was Havaii.

They stopped a man on the street to ask his opinion. He said the correct pronunciation was Havaii. The man’s wife was delighted and thanked the man.

The man said, “You’re velcome.”

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