Archive | May 3, 2018

THE SPHINX—-WUT

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Here is a true sportsman.

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/daniel-robertson-ties-eduardo-nunezs-shoe-during-rays-red-sox/c-274295064

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The Editor:   What is going on, LL ?

I Have Outlived My Usefulness Cat:   Wut is going on here ?

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2018/04/25/Security-firm-says-key-flaws-allowed-access-to-hotel-rooms-worldwide/9801524677631/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

Here is a joke.  Anyone who is informed about the JFK murder knows it was LBJ, The CIA, and FBI.   The agencies are now trying to take Trump down.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/politics/2018/04/26/trump-keeps-jfk-documents-sealed-archives-release-final-batch

American dreams are in danger.

Single-family homes, a key part of American dream, face uncertain future

Here is where they want you to live, since thousands are smuggled in every day in shipping containers.  You can live like rats.  They haven’t learned a thing since the first public housing project was built.

Wut San Francisco needs is some competent public officials.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/04/25/drug-users-san-francisco-civic-center-bart/

HOW MOSES GOT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

 Framed Tablets of the Ten Commandments Print


God went to the Arabs and said,
‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’
 
The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’
And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’
 
‘Can you give us an example?’
 
‘Thou shall not kill.’
 
‘Not kill? We’re not interested..’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’
 
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
‘Honour thy Father and Mother.’
 
‘Father? We does’nt know who he be,
We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
‘I have Commandments.’
 
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’
 
‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said,
‘I have Commandments.’ 
 
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery.’
 
‘Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’ 
 
Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
‘I have Commandments..’
 
‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’
 
‘They’re free.’
 
‘We’ll take 10.’ 
 
There. That, should piss off just about everybody…..
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No more back talk from me to Lois Lion…..

Lois Lion only had a chance to take one nap yesterday…so she is sleeping in today after her release of today’s edition of The Sphinx.

Image result for pic of a calico cat sleeping

 I pointed out that her one nap was 23 hours long….and she pointed me to today’s walking trail. She gave me a little lecture that went something like this……….”Listen up, you rusty old woman, I can turn my cat body into circles both forward and backwards, I can climb trees, and catch hummingbirds mid-flight. So…you do not tell me when and how to nap. In fact, I insist that you and the crew get limbered up a little before I even allow your entrance into today’s walking trail.

What did I say back to Lois Lion, you may ask? I said, “Yes Ma’am” of coarse.

So let’s get moving so we can enjoy today’s scroll….That is, if we humans can still move!

Enjoy your scroll of The Sphinx plus 12 new fun filled posts!

https://tolleystopics.com/

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