Archive | May 4, 2018



I was told, and listened, a long time ago that you should not wear jewelry if you are doing physical/athletic activities.  It is dangerous.


The Editor:  Did a newspaper really print a front page without smearing Trump, LL ?

Windy City Cat:   The Chicago Sun Times did, they left it blank.   At least they didn’t have to print the murders.

Kroger has a ground beef recall.

Here is some information that we already  reported.

The Cub Scouts will get interesting.

The Breast Galaxies are colliding.

English teachers are giving up on education.

Schools are removing analogue clocks from exam halls as teenagers ‘cannot tell the time’

DC has more free liquor than Las Vegas.

Washington’s heavy-drinking ways in spotlight | TheHill


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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these
A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?”
The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”
The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
you ask me if I’m Polish?”
The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Ace Hardware.”