Here is the Derby winner. None of our loyal readers were winners.
The Editor: Where did you find justice, LL ?
Constitution Cat: It’s in The Constitution. These two ( 2 ) racist getting fired made my day. I still won’t watch ESPN, if I want political opinion I will read Mein Kampf.. I hope they lose another eighteen ( 18 ) million viewers.
Biometrics is here.
I wonder why companies aren’t satisfied with a reasonable profit. Oh, I almost forgot, Greed.
Service dogs are happier than people.
Here is a rainbow mountain.
“Well, what seems to be the problem?” asked the clock repair man.
“It’s my grandfather clock. It used to go tic toc, tic toc, tic toc. Now, it just goes tic, tic, tic, tic, tic,” replied the young lady.
“Hmmm, I think I can fix this,” he says. He opens the door on the clock, looks at it, and then says to the lady, “Don’t worry, we have ways of making it toc!”