Archive | May 8, 2018

THE SPHINX—-WHAT IS GOING ON ?????

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THIS GUY HAS BEEN ON TRUMP’S CASE FOR MONTHS.  HE LIKED TO ROLE PLAY DURING SEX–BEATING  AND  CHOKING.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/four-women-accuse-new-yorks-attorney-general-of-physical-abuse

https://nypost.com/2018/05/07/ex-schneiderman-called-me-his-brown-slave-would-slap-me-until-i-called-him-master/

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The  Editor:   Are you catfused, LL ?

Where Am I Cat:   I must be, things seem out of place, not quite in sync.

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/05/06/rudy-giuliani-possibility-john-kerry-violating-logan-act-nobody-seems-care/

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article210188264.html

TE:  Those are some weird things.

WAI Cat:  They sure are, but here are some even stranger.

http://wjla.com/news/local/southwest-airlines-plane-is-struck-by-truck-at-bwi-airport

https://nypost.com/2018/05/04/sports-reporter-smacks-fan-on-air-after-he-allegedly-groped-her/

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/23414142/nhl-issues-edict-boston-bruins-forward-brad-marchand-stop-licking-opponents

This one is great.   Rosie O’Donnell can be the new hippo mascot.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/04/gw-university-students-aim-to-take-down-offensive-colonials-mascot-replace-it-with-deadly-african-hippo/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/06/rosie-odonnell-used-5-addresses-4-names-sized-dem-donations/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Observable Universe
Illustration Credit & Licence: Wikipedia, Pablo Carlos Budassi

Explanation: How far can you see? Everything you can see, and everything you could possibly see, right now, assuming your eyes could detect all types of radiations around you — is the observable universe. In visible light, the farthest we can see comes from the cosmic microwave background, a time 13.8 billion years ago when the universe was opaque like thick fog. Some neutrinos and gravitational waves that surround us come from even farther out, but humanity does not yet have the technology to detect them. The featured image illustrates the observable universe on an increasingly compact scale, with the Earth and Sun at the center surrounded by our Solar System, nearby stars, nearby galaxies, distant galaxies, filaments of early matter, and the cosmic microwave background. Cosmologists typically assume that our observable universe is just the nearby part of a greater entity known as “the universe” where the same physics applies. However, there are several lines of popular but speculative reasoning that assert that even our universe is part of a greater multiverse where either different physical constants occur, different physical laws apply, higher dimensions operate, or slightly different-by-chance versions of our standard universe exist.

Tomorrow’s picture: outer space X

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.. ‘
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

Some old men can still think fast.

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Fall Out, Soldiers!

As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right! All you idiots, fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye to eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.

The soldier smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh, sir?”

The Pope Goes To New York

Pope driving

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.”

But the Pope persists, “Please?” The driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who’s more important than the president?

Cop: I don’t know, but he’s got the Pope driving for him.

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