Archive | May 8, 2018

THE SPHINX—-WHAT IS GOING ON ?????

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THIS GUY HAS BEEN ON TRUMP’S CASE FOR MONTHS.  HE LIKED TO ROLE PLAY DURING SEX–BEATING  AND  CHOKING.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/four-women-accuse-new-yorks-attorney-general-of-physical-abuse

https://nypost.com/2018/05/07/ex-schneiderman-called-me-his-brown-slave-would-slap-me-until-i-called-him-master/

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The  Editor:   Are you catfused, LL ?

Where Am I Cat:   I must be, things seem out of place, not quite in sync.

http://www.breitbart.com/video/2018/05/06/rudy-giuliani-possibility-john-kerry-violating-logan-act-nobody-seems-care/

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article210188264.html

TE:  Those are some weird things.

WAI Cat:  They sure are, but here are some even stranger.

http://wjla.com/news/local/southwest-airlines-plane-is-struck-by-truck-at-bwi-airport

https://nypost.com/2018/05/04/sports-reporter-smacks-fan-on-air-after-he-allegedly-groped-her/

http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/23414142/nhl-issues-edict-boston-bruins-forward-brad-marchand-stop-licking-opponents

This one is great.   Rosie O’Donnell can be the new hippo mascot.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/04/gw-university-students-aim-to-take-down-offensive-colonials-mascot-replace-it-with-deadly-african-hippo/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/05/06/rosie-odonnell-used-5-addresses-4-names-sized-dem-donations/

The Pope Goes To New York

Pope driving

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?”

The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed to do that.”

But the Pope persists, “Please?” The driver finally lets up. “Oh, all right, I can’t really say no to the Pope.”

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it’s someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Way more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who’s more important than the president?

Cop: I don’t know, but he’s got the Pope driving for him.

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