Archive | May 9, 2018

Who Wants Him?

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
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THE SPHINX—-A NEW YORK SPECIAL

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Sunday is Mother’s Day.

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The Editor:   What is a New York special, LL ?

Muckraker Cat:  I believe New York people get who they deserve.   Hillary was a good example, of one kind of crook.  Here are some state officers and national officers from the good ole Empire State.  Promise the people anything and they will vote for Adolph Hitler.  Governor Spitzer resigned in 2008 over a sex scandal.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-newyork-spitzer/new-york-gov-spitzer-resigns-amid-sex-scandal-idUSN1062947520080312

Weiner a U.S. Congressman from NY also resigned over a few sex problems.  His wife ( Huma ) was and is Hill-gal’s personal assistant.

https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/30/politics/weiner-scandal-timeline/index.html

The current resignee was the Attorney General for New York State, the chief law enforcement officer, much like Eric ” Fast and Furious ” Holder was for the USA. 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/08/manhattan-da-opens-probe-into-schneiderman/

https://nypost.com/2018/05/07/ex-schneiderman-called-me-his-brown-slave-would-slap-me-until-i-called-him-master/

Trump predicted this a while back.   These government officials know what is going on, but if they rat out the perverts someone will expose their own failings.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/05/08/whoa-trump-predicted-the-resignation-of-ny-attorney-general-n2478499

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/may/7/donald-trump-eric-schneiderman-2013-tweet-wait-and/

People with strange eyes should always be suspect.  I want to know where ole Chuck Schumer gets his horns polished and cloven hooves pedicured. 

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Red Rectangle Nebula from Hubble
Image Credit: Hubble, NASA, ESA; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

Explanation: How was the unusual Red Rectangle nebula created? At the nebula’s center is an aging binary star system that surely powers the nebula but does not, as yet, explain its colors. The unusual shape of the Red Rectangle is likely due to a thick dust torus which pinches the otherwise spherical outflow into tip-touching cone shapes. Because we view the torus edge-on, the boundary edges of the cone shapes seem to form an X. The distinct rungs suggest the outflow occurs in fits and starts. The unusual colors of the nebula are less well understood, however, and speculation holds that they are partly provided by hydrocarbon molecules that may actually be building blocks for organic life. The Red Rectangle nebula lies about 2,300 light years away towards the constellation of the Unicorn (Monoceros). The nebula is shown here in great detail as recently reprocessed image from Hubble Space Telescope. In a few million years, as one of the central stars becomes further depleted of nuclear fuel, the Red Rectangle nebula will likely bloom into a planetary nebula.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

As you slide Down the Banister of Life

 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called
‘Ministers do more than Lay People’
https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour9/sunday-family-humour--26th-july/sunday-family-humour-26th-july-page-2/Banister of Life 1.jpg?attredirects=0
2. Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
 
 
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour9/sunday-family-humour--26th-july/sunday-family-humour-26th-july-page-2/Banister of Life 4.jpg?attredirects=0
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
 
 
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour9/sunday-family-humour--26th-july/sunday-family-humour-26th-july-page-2/Banister of Life 6.jpg?attredirects=0
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
 
 
7. It used to be only death and taxes.   Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.

https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour9/sunday-family-humour--26th-july/sunday-family-humour-26th-july-page-2/Banister of Life 8.jpg?attredirects=0

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he
just cleaned the whole house.
 
 
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.
https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour9/sunday-family-humour--26th-july/sunday-family-humour-26th-july-page-2/Banister of Life 10.jpg?attredirects=0
10.. Definition of a teenager?  God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
 
Thought for the day:
Be who you are and say what you  feel… because those that matter..don’t
mind…and those that mind… don’t matter!
 
 

And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all
the splinters are pointed the other way…