Archive | May 21, 2018

THE SPHINX—-DO YOU FEEL LUCKY PUNK AND OTHER MISHAPS

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Justify has a shot at the Triple Crown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_4dH_FXzw

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The Editor:  Isn’t that from a Clint Eastwood movie, LL ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xjr2hnOHiM

Justice Cat:  It sure is, here is a woman from Brazil protecting her family.  I can almost hear her ask if he feels lucky.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2018/05/13/watch-woman-shoots-down-thug-within-seconds-n2480323

The Air Force is as incompetent as  armored car drivers.  Lately,  both have been leaving fortunes on the highway.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/air-force-missing-grenades-5-000-reward/2018/05/16/id/860780/

This contractor bribed the wrong inspector.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/SF-subway-stalled-after-contractor-lays-down-12905429.php

Starbucks has another racial slur mishap. 

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/05/16/la-canada-starbucks-racist-cup-beaner-label/

TEXAS!!!!

Image result for cartoon pic of Texas and guns

A young Texan boy grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″,
strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap
tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed
of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally
called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really
shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good, but we have, what
you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”,that you must
take before you can be accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our
badge, son.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the
Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,
six ambulance-chasing lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six liberal Democrats,
and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.

“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”

I LOVE TEXAS!

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