Archive | May 30, 2018

Speak up, Speak out…just Speak

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To avoid  mental illness, I am totally convinced that we need a break from our routine  daily lives. I visited a doctor’s office yesterday for my annual check-up. For a long  while, I felt guilty for being healthy. No one-on-one, face-to-face conversations take place anymore. Cell phone addiction is absolutely more prevalent than our  rampant opioid  addiction. With each phone playing a different song or ringtone, I felt as if I were sitting inside a jukebox as I waited for the nurse to call my name. Not one conversation was on the light side…even the younger people looked sad.

I finally got my chance. A gentleman, who appeared to be about my age, told his phone contact, “when I finally get through here I am leaving like a bat out of hell.” After he signed off from the Cell Phone God, I smiled at him and said, ” I have often wondered how many bats were in Hell before they started leaving or how many are left there now?” It worked, he smiled. We actually had a short conversation….IT WAS SCARY!

Then the real miracle happened. A younger person started talking to me. I felt honored. I felt special. Then the UNBELIEVABLE happened. He ignored a call from his Cell Phone God as I finished a sentence to him. (By this time, I am in POWER, my friend!) This young man was working on a crossword puzzle. I love word games. I told him, “I never understood why the word ‘inflammable’ was necessary, when the word ‘flammable’ would suffice for both. Of coarse, he politely tried correcting me by telling me that they were opposite by definition. I suggested that he GOOGLE it when he got home because I was fairly sure that they have very similar definitions.

If you noticed that your GOOGLE GOD was a little slow yesterday around 11:00 AM, it is because everyone at Family Medical was inquiring on the definitions of flammable vs. inflammable.

If you want real conversation to knock…sometimes you gotta build a door!

Bye-Bye now,…..I am leaving…. like a bat out of hell.

Sheila Tolley

THE SPHINX—-ONLY IN AMERICA

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Where are the protests ?   It’s mostly politics.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/05/29/38-shot-8-killed-in-gun-controlled-chicago-over-memorial-day-weekend/

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The Editor:   Is this good news about America, LL ?

Lear Jet Cat:  It sure is, if you listen to this crook.  He knows where he is going and whose money will take him there.  ( Yours if you are a fool )   Google Jim and Tammy Baker for more information.   This creep should be in Congress.

http://www.nola.com/religion/index.ssf/2018/05/jesse_duplantis_private_jet.html

Reverend Ike is who we need now.

https://people.com/archive/reverend-ike-waves-fistfuls-of-money-and-tells-his-congregation-go-and-do-likewise-vol-6-no-18/

These citizens figured out how to save their neighborhood and make a few bucks.

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article212029334.html

They can even buy safe chicken, and old Levis.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/26/chicken-health-fear-chlorine-washing-fails-bacteria-tests-brexit-salmonella-listeria

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/05/26/vintage-pair-levis-125-years-old-go-for-close-to-100000.html

Look at Obama, no experience at all  ( community organizer ).  Politics, the last refuge of a scoundrel.

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But, Daddy..

My husband and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store.

Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her to stop several times, she kept on.

Getting annoyed, he scolded, “Madison! Stop that!”

“But, Daddy,” she replied, “I’m just trying to get my gum back.”

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A Young Law Student, Having Failed His Law Exam, Questions His Professor

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you
can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark
into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in
a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really
tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer
“It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see, you are 75 years old
and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical.

Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.
And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him
an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

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