How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and I could hear all the patients shouting, “13! 13! 13!”
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting, “14! 14! 14!”