I have a stress test scheduled for the near future. I have never taken a stress test.
Will they slap me around? Deprive me of sleep by shining bright lights into my eyes? Contort my body into painful positions? Waterboard me? Make me breathe toxic fumes from car exhausts? Let roaches and ticks crawl on me?
Oh well…that is no big deal….people around the world survive these little traumatic events every day.
My mentor suggested that…. I will most likely….. ONLY…. be required to listen to this little speech.
“AIN’T NO WAY…..I CANCELLED MY STRESS TEST APPOINTMENT.”