Stopping the Hawaiian volcano

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According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya,  and has the Birth Certificate, safely tucked away in his Koran, to prove it.

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