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The people in Iceland ran out of beer.  If they shortened their names and didn’t use so many K’s they would have time to make more beer.  They have used up almost all of the K’s in the alphabet.  Kappa, Kappa, Kappa is so short of K’s they use Dem’s  now.

https://taskandpurpose.com/sailors-marines-beer-iceland/

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The  Editor:  What is Futurewood, LL ?

Movie Star Cat:   It’s a new Hollywood, just South of Atlanta in Fayette County, West of the Atlanta Motor Speedway.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/oct/26/hollywood-south-atlanta-film-industry-mini-city

https://www.pinewoodforest.com/

http://www.atlantamotorspeedway.com/

Amigo is going to open a satellite Sphinx near by, so we can report on all the sex stuff,  free dope,  and mysterious deaths.  Here is an example.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7599437/nfl-team-bar-brawl-arrests/

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/oct/27/jaguars-players-detained-eagles-game-nfl-nightclub

Here are some students preparing for the NFL.

https://www.thestate.com/news/local/education/article220233790.html

Maybe they will make good movies.

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/22/health/organic-food-cancer-study/index.html

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The Editor:  Is this your favorite time of the year, LL ?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2018/10/26/the-haunting-of-hill-house-may-actually-be-netflixs-best-original-show-ever/#752ec4601f53

https://www.almanac.com/content/when-is-halloween

Witch Cat:  It sure is, in the olden days it was a lot more fun. 

Catlin Jenner has been recalled by Amazon as a Halloween costume.  Here are some pretty creepy creatures in their own right.  Do not let more than one of these slimes go trick or treating in your group.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/politics/mailed-pipe-bombs-spread-fear-in-several-states

I guess ” Trick  or Treat ”  is Wednesday.

https://www.wrbl.com/news/georgia/fort-benning-announces-trick-or-treat-hours/1549564147

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https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2018/10/25/Reports-Pentagon-will-send-800-plus-troops-to-secure-border/3651540482449/?ts_tn_us=1

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The Editor:  You aren’t frightening our loyal readers over a fable  are you, LL ?

82nd Airborne Cat:  Shucks no, one of my reporters was almost squashed by an air mail Humvee in North Carolina.  For a few minutes she thought Obama was still dropping pallets of $20.00 bills over Iran.

https://abc11.com/military-plane-drops-humvee-over-harnett-county-neighborhood/4548646/

TE:  Did Chicken Little help you learn anything, 82nd A C ?

He sure did, DON’T LISTEN TO RUMORS OR LIES FROM MSM, MOVIE PEOPLE, POLITICIANS, OR SO CALLED COMEDIANS.  FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Here is another gift from above.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/10/25/breaking-avanatti-n2531943

https://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/journey/wheel+in+the+sky_20075729.html

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https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/

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The  Editor:   What are you updating, LL ?

News Cat:  Some things that have turned up.

The Lakers hold a class on sportsmanship.

https://nypost.com/2018/10/21/lebrons-lakers-home-debut-spoiled-by-fourth-quarter-brawl/

Here are some trees RBG played in as a child.

http://www.oldest.org/nature/trees/

This is a new discovery.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/23/worlds-oldest-intact-shipwreck-discovered-black-sea/

Amazon is going without cashiers.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/23/amazon-go-cashierless-store-reportedly-opening-in-new-york-city.html

Gillum is busted in Florida

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/10/23/andrew-gillum-n2531209

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https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/10/24/hillary-clinton-on-bomb-threats-we-need-to-come-togetherafter-i-said-that-we-cant-be-civil-with-republicans-n2531551

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/10/26/11th-suspicious-package-found-at-florida-mail-facility/

https://nypost.com/2018/10/26/suspected-mail-bomber-was-a-stripper-with-a-steroid-problem/

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The Editor:  Do cats know about the lottery, LL ?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/25/powerball-jackpot-hits-750-million-if-you-win-forget-anonymity.html

7-11 Cat:  We sure do.  Every day is lucky if your person doesn’t get drunk or high on dope and run over you, burn the house down,  or give you rat poison by mistake.

Here are some facts about the lottery.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mega-millions-drawing-tonight-1-6-billion-jackpot-odds-lucky-numbers-states-deadline-2018-10-23/

Here are the real facts.  It is rigged.  Here is a dramatization. 

Everyone takes the cash pay out because the politicians would steal it or give it to illegals.

TE:  Is nature the same way, 7-11 cat ?

She sure is, look at this.  You wake up one day in Hawaii and think you have more land.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kilauea-volcano-hawaii-lava-reforming-big-island-coastline/

The next thing you know your favorite island ” sleeps with the fishes “.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/24/hawaiian-island-erased-by-powerful-hurricane

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https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/georgia-toddler-is-the-latest-case-of-the-mysterious-afm/859425319

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oat-cereals-snack-bars-from-general-mills-quaker-oats-test-positive-for-trace-amounts-of-weed-killer-in-roundup/

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Here is a way to follow the caravan, as it heads North.

http://geo-mexico.com/?p=12955

Maybe they can live in this neighborhood.

https://nypost.com/2018/10/17/these-hidden-nyc-homes-are-right-up-our-alley/

If they don’t have any money we could give them money that these people need.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/reno-boomtown-resurgence-leads-housing-154217675.html

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-homeless-crisis-overview-20180225-htmlstory.html

At least in California they can vote.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/san-francisco-allow-noncitizens-vote-school-board-184120600–election.html

I sure hope Trump can save our borders, language, and culture.