The people in Iceland ran out of beer. If they shortened their names and didn’t use so many K’s they would have time to make more beer. They have used up almost all of the K’s in the alphabet. Kappa, Kappa, Kappa is so short of K’s they use Dem’s now.
The Editor: What is Futurewood, LL ?
Movie Star Cat: It’s a new Hollywood, just South of Atlanta in Fayette County, West of the Atlanta Motor Speedway.
Amigo is going to open a satellite Sphinx near by, so we can report on all the sex stuff, free dope, and mysterious deaths. Here is an example.
Here are some students preparing for the NFL.
Maybe they will make good movies.
The Editor: Is this your favorite time of the year, LL ?
Witch Cat: It sure is, in the olden days it was a lot more fun.
Catlin Jenner has been recalled by Amazon as a Halloween costume. Here are some pretty creepy creatures in their own right. Do not let more than one of these slimes go trick or treating in your group.
I guess ” Trick or Treat ” is Wednesday.
The Editor: You aren’t frightening our loyal readers over a fable are you, LL ?
82nd Airborne Cat: Shucks no, one of my reporters was almost squashed by an air mail Humvee in North Carolina. For a few minutes she thought Obama was still dropping pallets of $20.00 bills over Iran.
TE: Did Chicken Little help you learn anything, 82nd A C ?
He sure did, DON’T LISTEN TO RUMORS OR LIES FROM MSM, MOVIE PEOPLE, POLITICIANS, OR SO CALLED COMEDIANS. FOLLOW THE MONEY.
Here is another gift from above.
The Editor: Do cats know about the lottery, LL ?
7-11 Cat: We sure do. Every day is lucky if your person doesn’t get drunk or high on dope and run over you, burn the house down, or give you rat poison by mistake.
Here are some facts about the lottery.
Here are the real facts. It is rigged. Here is a dramatization.
Everyone takes the cash pay out because the politicians would steal it or give it to illegals.
TE: Is nature the same way, 7-11 cat ?
She sure is, look at this. You wake up one day in Hawaii and think you have more land.
The next thing you know your favorite island ” sleeps with the fishes “.
I sure hope Maxine ( low I. Q. ) Waters didn’t mean this type of resistance and harassment in her raucous public appearances. I sure hope the comedians, news people, and Hollywood types remain safe.
The Editor: Who is sleazy, LL ?
Close Cat: In a tight contest the sleazy porn lawyer wins.
Here is a stupid idea, but he is the first DemocRAT to ever mention a birth certificate for anything ( born in America ).
Booker is the former Spartacus of the Kavanaugh Senate Hearing.
Almost as destructive as Spartacus’ socialist ideas are these unwelcome invaders.
This and other stupid purchases have been going on forever. Who ever approved this purchase should be court marshaled. It takes a lot of money for military coffee cups.