Archive | October 2018

THE SPHINX—-FUTUREWOOD, THE NEW HOLLYWOOD

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The people in Iceland ran out of beer.  If they shortened their names and didn’t use so many K’s they would have time to make more beer.  They have used up almost all of the K’s in the alphabet.  Kappa, Kappa, Kappa is so short of K’s they use Dem’s  now.

https://taskandpurpose.com/sailors-marines-beer-iceland/

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The  Editor:  What is Futurewood, LL ?

Movie Star Cat:   It’s a new Hollywood, just South of Atlanta in Fayette County, West of the Atlanta Motor Speedway.

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/oct/26/hollywood-south-atlanta-film-industry-mini-city

https://www.pinewoodforest.com/

http://www.atlantamotorspeedway.com/

Amigo is going to open a satellite Sphinx near by, so we can report on all the sex stuff,  free dope,  and mysterious deaths.  Here is an example.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/7599437/nfl-team-bar-brawl-arrests/

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/oct/27/jaguars-players-detained-eagles-game-nfl-nightclub

Here are some students preparing for the NFL.

https://www.thestate.com/news/local/education/article220233790.html

Maybe they will make good movies.

THE SPHINX–HALLOWEEN

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/22/health/organic-food-cancer-study/index.html

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The Editor:  Is this your favorite time of the year, LL ?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2018/10/26/the-haunting-of-hill-house-may-actually-be-netflixs-best-original-show-ever/#752ec4601f53

https://www.almanac.com/content/when-is-halloween

Witch Cat:  It sure is, in the olden days it was a lot more fun. 

Catlin Jenner has been recalled by Amazon as a Halloween costume.  Here are some pretty creepy creatures in their own right.  Do not let more than one of these slimes go trick or treating in your group.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/politics/mailed-pipe-bombs-spread-fear-in-several-states

I guess ” Trick  or Treat ”  is Wednesday.

https://www.wrbl.com/news/georgia/fort-benning-announces-trick-or-treat-hours/1549564147

THE SPHINX—THE SKY IS FALLING

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https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2018/10/25/Reports-Pentagon-will-send-800-plus-troops-to-secure-border/3651540482449/?ts_tn_us=1

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The Editor:  You aren’t frightening our loyal readers over a fable  are you, LL ?

82nd Airborne Cat:  Shucks no, one of my reporters was almost squashed by an air mail Humvee in North Carolina.  For a few minutes she thought Obama was still dropping pallets of $20.00 bills over Iran.

https://abc11.com/military-plane-drops-humvee-over-harnett-county-neighborhood/4548646/

TE:  Did Chicken Little help you learn anything, 82nd A C ?

He sure did, DON’T LISTEN TO RUMORS OR LIES FROM MSM, MOVIE PEOPLE, POLITICIANS, OR SO CALLED COMEDIANS.  FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Here is another gift from above.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2018/10/25/breaking-avanatti-n2531943

https://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/journey/wheel+in+the+sky_20075729.html

THE SPHINX—–UPDATE

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https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/10/27/heavy-police-presence-near-synagogue-in-squirrel-hill/

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The  Editor:   What are you updating, LL ?

News Cat:  Some things that have turned up.

The Lakers hold a class on sportsmanship.

https://nypost.com/2018/10/21/lebrons-lakers-home-debut-spoiled-by-fourth-quarter-brawl/

Here are some trees RBG played in as a child.

http://www.oldest.org/nature/trees/

This is a new discovery.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/10/23/worlds-oldest-intact-shipwreck-discovered-black-sea/

Amazon is going without cashiers.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/23/amazon-go-cashierless-store-reportedly-opening-in-new-york-city.html

Gillum is busted in Florida

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/10/23/andrew-gillum-n2531209

THE SPHINX—ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE LOTTERY

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https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2018/10/24/hillary-clinton-on-bomb-threats-we-need-to-come-togetherafter-i-said-that-we-cant-be-civil-with-republicans-n2531551

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/10/26/11th-suspicious-package-found-at-florida-mail-facility/

https://nypost.com/2018/10/26/suspected-mail-bomber-was-a-stripper-with-a-steroid-problem/

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The Editor:  Do cats know about the lottery, LL ?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/10/25/powerball-jackpot-hits-750-million-if-you-win-forget-anonymity.html

7-11 Cat:  We sure do.  Every day is lucky if your person doesn’t get drunk or high on dope and run over you, burn the house down,  or give you rat poison by mistake.

Here are some facts about the lottery.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mega-millions-drawing-tonight-1-6-billion-jackpot-odds-lucky-numbers-states-deadline-2018-10-23/

Here are the real facts.  It is rigged.  Here is a dramatization. 

Everyone takes the cash pay out because the politicians would steal it or give it to illegals.

TE:  Is nature the same way, 7-11 cat ?

She sure is, look at this.  You wake up one day in Hawaii and think you have more land.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kilauea-volcano-hawaii-lava-reforming-big-island-coastline/

The next thing you know your favorite island ” sleeps with the fishes “.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/oct/24/hawaiian-island-erased-by-powerful-hurricane

Orators of the Democrat Party –from the distant past

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work very hard to remain STUPID!” ~Benjamin Franklin~ (1706-1790)

“One man with courage makes a majority.” ~Andrew Jackson

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The buck stops here.” ~Harry S. Truman

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” ~John F. Kennedy

But wait…There are more great orators of the Democrat Party –MORE RECENT GEMS of wisdom:

“It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is?” ~William Jefferson Clinton

“Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage” ~John Edwards

“Gorsuch isn’t fit to serve because he uses law and not emotions.” ~Kamala Harris

“What difference does it make?” (re: Benghazi) ~Hillary Clinton

“I invented the Internet.” ~ Al Gore

“America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” ~Barack Obama

“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” ~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2008)

“You don’t need God anymore; you have us Democrats.” ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted in 2006)

“Paying taxes is voluntary.” ~Sen. Harry Reid

“Homicide is the leading cause of murder.” ~Rep. Sheila Jackson

“No ordinary American cares about Constitutional rights.” ~Joe Biden

“Having an abortion is no different than having one’s tonsils removed.” ~Elizabeth Warren

“Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right, it would be in the Constitution.”~Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (2018)

“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” ~Hillary Rodham-Clinton (Quoted in 1998)

“You have a business, you didn’t build that. Someone else did!” ~Barack Obama (Quoted in 2012)

“Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit.” ~Bernie Sanders

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother Superior of STUPID”:

“We just have to pass Obama’s Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” ~Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March in 2010) (As one Doctor said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”)

Beyond a doubt, the greatest statement of all was made by the Democrat House Speaker at the first Congressional session after Ted Kennedy was caught, on camera, having sex with one of his aides on the deck of his yacht.

“Ah see that the good Senatuh from the great state of Massutwoshits has changed his position on off-shore drillin’.” ~ Sam Rayburn

AND THE LATEST FROM THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL, STUPID BUNCH IS…….

“My fear is if North Korea nukes us, Trump is gonna get us into a war.” ~ Maxine Waters……2017

I am adding Nancy Pelosi’s most recent quote:

“You need to vote for the Democrats otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights”!~ Nancy Pelosi……2019

 

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What planet are these Democrats  from?