Wanna go to Hooters for lunch?

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Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.
They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach to play golf.
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At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”
“OK.”
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Ten years later at age 40 they meet and play again.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
“OK.”
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Ten years later at age 50 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”
“OK.”
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At age 60 they meet and play again.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price”
“OK”
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At age 70 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
“OK.”
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At age 80 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“We’ve never been there before.”
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