Archive | October 16, 2018

THE SPHINX—IS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOU

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Here is a new Communist face.  She wants her fifteen ( 15 ) minutes of shame.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/laurettabrown/2018/10/11/sen-hirono-condemns-mcconnell-for-using-the-word-mob-to-describe-leftist-protestors-n2527574

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The Editor:  Do you drink coffee, LL ?

Wide Awake Cat:  I sure do, that’s how I stay awake almost an hour a day.  Here is how it gets to our loyal readers.  First, Juan picks the beans and roasts them.

Then he takes them North to the U.S. border where he swaps the donkey for a couple of kids to smuggle in fifty  (  50  )  pounds of cocaine along with his hand picked sun dried beans.  The next thing you know you are having great coffee and living longer.

https://www.real.video/5843491013001

One thing that might make your life shorter is being a fool.

https://www.france24.com/en/20181005-mamba-large-wreaks-havoc-prague-neighbourhood

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_green_mamba

Kavanaugh has an all female office.

https://hotair.com/archives/2018/10/08/nyt-kavanaugh-makes-scotus-history-clerk-appointments/

ON MY SOAPBOX….I May Be A Tater Tot

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

In light of Elizabeth Warren producing a report that clearly states ….. “somewhere between her Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother and her Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother, Senator Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren has acquired the status of between 1/64 and 1/1,024 Native American.”

I called my Ancestry.com representative and asked what this revelation meant. He said:

“This is equivalent to a Native American peeing in a creek in the 1700’s and her Mother swimming in that same creek 200 years later.”

This has me really concerned because my Mother swam in Potato Creek in Upson County, Georgia, when she was young.

This means my Daddy may have been a Native American Potato. Does this mean I am between 1/64 and 1/1,024 vegetable? Am I a Tater Tot?

Somehow, with  all these facts, I  believe I am entitled to a government check.

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Let’s celebrate Native Americans in song today…..since we officially know that Senator Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren…..AIN’T one.

This next clip has an Indian in it….He said “when he was a young kid, many years ago, on vacation in Cherokee N.C., a real Indian eyelash fell on him while he was watching them dance.” That means he has more Indian DNA than Senator Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren.