ON MY SOAPBOX….I May Be A Tater Tot

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

In light of Elizabeth Warren producing a report that clearly states ….. “somewhere between her Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother and her Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandmother, Senator Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren has acquired the status of between 1/64 and 1/1,024 Native American.”

I called my Ancestry.com representative and asked what this revelation meant. He said:

“This is equivalent to a Native American peeing in a creek in the 1700’s and her Mother swimming in that same creek 200 years later.”

This has me really concerned because my Mother swam in Potato Creek in Upson County, Georgia, when she was young.

This means my Daddy may have been a Native American Potato. Does this mean I am between 1/64 and 1/1,024 vegetable? Am I a Tater Tot?

Somehow, with  all these facts, I  believe I am entitled to a government check.

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