Hillary and the Cow

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along an Iowa

country road one evening when an old dairy cow loomed

in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t.

The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver

to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what

had happened and pay them for the cow.


She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with

his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle

of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the

other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.


“What happened to you,” asked Hillary?

“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar,

his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters

made passionate love to me.”


“What did you tell them?” asked Hillary.

The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said,

‘I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow.’

The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.”


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