Archive | November 2018

Dean Martin Celebrity Roast-Ronald Reagan

It is sad that politics have made our entire lives so venomous that humor no longer exists in our world.

I miss people like Dean Martin and Johnny Carson.

I have discovered through life that people who can respond with wit can roll with the punches.

-Sheila-

 

 

THE SPHINX—-NAMES

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There is no wonder that O and Hill-gal let our people die in Benghazi, they were busy shooting tear gas at our brown brothers and sisters from Central America.  Our news media didn’t mention these attacks on their poor babies and toddlers.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2018/11/27/obama-used-tear-gas-at-least-80-times-at-border/

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The Editor:  What is going on with the great name problem, LL ?

https://hotair.com/archives/2018/11/25/professor-ohio-sues-transgender-pronoun-flap/

Ma’am Cat:  I don’t care anymore, if you can’t go by scientific proof what else is a guideline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_sex-determination_system

Here is a good name for the student mentioned above and Barbara Boxer, who didn’t want to be called Ma’am by a soldier.

Here are the last two.

IF THE SHOE FITS……..

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The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
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As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
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He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
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After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.    She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
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He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed your ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ..
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I assumed you had stolen the car.”
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Nancy needs to fish or cut bait…..

The President and Nancy Pelosi, are arguing over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right type of people come in.

Instead of going to a time consuming nationwide vote, they agree to a three day ice fishing contest to settle the issue. Whoever catches the most fish at  the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.

They decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,  and both would have their catch verified and counted each night at 5 PM. They use a neutral park ranger station.

After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, Pelosi comes back with nothing. Day 2 Trump catches 20 fish, but Pelosi comes back with nothing.

So Pelosi and her liberal cronies accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and spy on him and figure out how he is cheating. Day 3 finishes and Trump had an incredible day, adding 40 more fish to his total.

That night, Pelosi and her cohorts get together to create a fake report that  Donald was cheating.   Later Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he is cutting holes in the ice.”

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And this tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.

 

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THE SPHINX—THE DECEASED AND THE AMATEURS

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French protesters want lower petrol prices.  If they get them they can save enough money to burn down Calais along with Paris.  Diesel is $ 6.35 a gallon.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7817676/police-bombarded-with-fireworks-fight-back-with-tear-gas-as-mass-riots-turn-paris-into-warzone/

https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/France/diesel_prices/

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The Editor:   What is this article about, LL ?

Tired Of  Political Crooks Cat:  I’m bored of the crooked politicians and movie/TV people with attitudes who think they are influential.  Here are some talented deceased people dancing to funk.

Here are your everyday Jan and Joe.

Those were the days.