There is no wonder that O and Hill-gal let our people die in Benghazi, they were busy shooting tear gas at our brown brothers and sisters from Central America.  Our news media didn’t mention these attacks on their poor babies and toddlers.


The Editor:  What is going on with the great name problem, LL ?

Ma’am Cat:  I don’t care anymore, if you can’t go by scientific proof what else is a guideline.

Here is a good name for the student mentioned above and Barbara Boxer, who didn’t want to be called Ma’am by a soldier.

Here are the last two.

If someone asks you what the main difference is between the Liberals and the Conservatives: Just tell them we sign our checks on the front while they sign their checks on the back!

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Nancy needs to fish or cut bait…..

The President and Nancy Pelosi, are arguing over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right type of people come in.

Instead of going to a time consuming nationwide vote, they agree to a three day ice fishing contest to settle the issue. Whoever catches the most fish at  the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.

They decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds,  and both would have their catch verified and counted each night at 5 PM. They use a neutral park ranger station.

After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, Pelosi comes back with nothing. Day 2 Trump catches 20 fish, but Pelosi comes back with nothing.

So Pelosi and her liberal cronies accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and spy on him and figure out how he is cheating. Day 3 finishes and Trump had an incredible day, adding 40 more fish to his total.

That night, Pelosi and her cohorts get together to create a fake report that  Donald was cheating.   Later Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he is cutting holes in the ice.”

And this tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.


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French protesters want lower petrol prices.  If they get them they can save enough money to burn down Calais along with Paris.  Diesel is $ 6.35 a gallon.


The Editor:   What is this article about, LL ?

Tired Of  Political Crooks Cat:  I’m bored of the crooked politicians and movie/TV people with attitudes who think they are influential.  Here are some talented deceased people dancing to funk.

Here are your everyday Jan and Joe.

Those were the days.





The Editor:  Do you know about alliteration, LL ?

Wordsmith Cat:  I sure do, it was on the test Amigo gave me to be a reporter.  Here are two examples.





The Editor:  What is gene editing, LL ?

Arf Arf Cat:  That’s when you change a blue print without understanding the complete consequences.

Without knowing the complete electrical and chemical interaction between genes you might wind up with these mutations.

TE:  Are there natural changes that influence genes, AAC ?

Dark Side Cat:  There sure are, here is an example of a mid-twentieth century female growing pointy breast to defend against males with Royal Crown Jelly in their hair, which caused them to look like Chuck Schumer.

You can live forever.



Travelers should check their local weather.


The Editor:  What about Chief Justice Roberts of The Supreme Court making political comments about President Trump, LL ?

Keeping The Faith Cat:  He is such a fool, he never commented about Obama slamming the Supreme Court in a Joint Session of Congress.  He shouldn’t comment on potential future cases/opinions.  He passed Obama Care when he voted the FINE for not participating was a TAX.  

As far as I am concerned every circuit/appeals court in America is full of law school drop-outs.  Over half of their decisions are thrown out by the Supremes.  A monkey could get half correct by flipping a coin.

They are so screwed up that this poor fool might be an improvement.  She thinks the three branches of government are the presidency,  house,  and senate.

You can’t fix stupid, just pray I guess.


The Editor:   Who is first, LL ?

 First Cat:  The winners are first, naturally.

I like this one.  It is almost like meditation.  Drinking coffee helps me get my mind right, to prepare for the day.  You never know about the future, there are a lot of creeps out there that you have to communicate with.

Here are the losers.  Privacy is pretty much history.


The  Editor:  What did you find that is tasty, LL ?

Rat Catcher Cat:  I might move to Hawaii, they have that ignorant Senator, and they serve rat burgers.  Um’ um’.

Recently, a ” beca ” was discovered in Jerusalem.  They were used by ancient Hebrews to measure how much you might owe for a grilled rat, much like American coins.

Customers are tired of the monopoly cable and satellite companies stealing their millions of ” becas “.

Amigo said that he especially liked this article.   ESPN is partially owned by Disney,  who also owns one of the propaganda monopolies ABC.

The Thunderbirds have a new leader.


The Editor:  What is the W about, LL ?

Which Cat:  Things that begin with the letter W.   Which of these children will be able to handle life’s problems ?

What is the Santa Ana Wind ?   California needs to change its building codes and forest management.

Why shouldn’t people skip some new film releases ?

When can you get a free thrill-ride ?

What a wonderful day.