The President and Nancy Pelosi, are arguing over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right type of people come in.
Instead of going to a time consuming nationwide vote, they agree to a three day ice fishing contest to settle the issue. Whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.
They decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, and both would have their catch verified and counted each night at 5 PM. They use a neutral park ranger station.
After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, Pelosi comes back with nothing. Day 2 Trump catches 20 fish, but Pelosi comes back with nothing.
So Pelosi and her liberal cronies accuse Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and spy on him and figure out how he is cheating. Day 3 finishes and Trump had an incredible day, adding 40 more fish to his total.
That night, Pelosi and her cohorts get together to create a fake report that Donald was cheating. Later Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he is cutting holes in the ice.”
And this tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.