ON MY SOAPBOX….I realize that people must be over sixty years old to think similarly to the way I think. So…

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

….all you smart seniors, listen up. I love poetry. I am not speaking of modern day  poetry. I am certainly not speaking of the modern RAP garbage. Mercy me, they take one word, Cap, for instance….they run through the alphabet..bap, cap, gap, hap, Jap, lap, map, nap, pap, rap, sap, tap, yap, zap. Then they write something like this:

 

Got my map, Got on my cap, Got my hoodie, From the Gap

Gonna get famous, Singing rap, You don’t like rap, Cause you a sap

You don’t like rap, Shut your yap

 

(Then they will jump and flip around in a circle…. as they grab their crotch)

 

Yo mama is a jap, she left yo pap, Come on bro, Let’s  take a lap,

We get tired, we take a nap, We ain’t sappy, We be Happy,

Bap, Bap, Watch me tap, Boodlely, Doodlely, Zoodlely, Zap!!!

 

(Then they will grab their crotch again….. in case you arrived late to their Street Corner Concert and missed their first Crotch Grab.)

 

(( Even funnier….these same street dancers/singers/clowns/people on The View/democrats/etc. will accuse me of having White Guilt, sorry buddy…..I call it White Pride…and it grows bigger by the minute ! ))

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For the next few days, I will be posting, what I consider Poetry. Trust me, No Rap or  Shakespearean verse “Shall enter here.”

I hope you will enjoy the stories in rhyme, titled……Poem For The Day…starting now.

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(I truly wish I could increase the font size on all the posts for Tolleystopics.com. That option is not a possibility due to limitations by wordpress. Perhaps Santa will bring them some updated technology for Christmas.)
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