Archive | December 22, 2018

Let’s bring all our troops home from Syria (Obama’s and Hillcreep’s war ) it began in 2011. Bring them home from Afghanistan and Iraq ( War Criminal George W. Bush’s Wars ). They began in 2001 and 2003. Seventeen and fifteen years ago. Bush, Obama, and Hillary have all moved on without any interruption in their lives. It is time to bring our heroes home PERIOD, and give them Platinum Health Insurance Cards good at any American Hospital–100 % paid.


The Editor:  Who is they, LL ?

Data Cat:  The people who give you free stuff.

Here is good news.

Anything that cost CNN money is good news.

Our condolences go out to the families of the hikers who were killed in Morocco.  We nevertheless say anyone who goes hiking in dangerous countries is stupid.

Give the guy a SANCTUARY, Jerry.

Some people  need more interpersonal help than the USPS can provide.


Dust It Off….

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Moses had died, and the Israelites were nearing the end of their period of mourning for him. God selected Joshua to succeed Moses as the Hebrews’ leader.

I would have been hesitant to take on leadership of this mass of grumbling travelers. They had tested Moses’ patience many times. They had even tested God’s patience.

Maybe that is why three times in the first chapter of Joshua, God admonished Joshua to be strong and courageous (verses 6, 7, 9).

In addition to His exhortation to Joshua to be strong and courageous, God commanded him to keep the law that had been given to Moses. Turn not from it to the right hand or to the left (Joshua 1:7).

Thirdly, God commanded, This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success (Joshua 1:8).

These were appropriate instructions to be given to a new leader. How blessed we would be if today’s leaders were strong and courageous; if they kept God’s law; and if they meditated day and night on the words of the Bible.

Each of us is a leader in some capacity. Whether we are parents, teachers, supervisors at work, or overseers of a county or district, we are to lead by word and example. As Christians in a leadership position, God will guide us and lead us to success if we allow Him to do so.

Hell explained by a Chemistry Student

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The question was: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

  2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshman year that “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and we take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Theresa kept shouting, “Oh my God.”