Archive | January 5, 2019

Don’t you just HATE them….

Believe me, I know there are some emails that you just hate. I have some of those also. They can slow down your morning routine, so you must continually delete or send them to your junk or spam file.

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I never want you to feel that way about my emails from Tolley’s Topics. That is why each year, I send out this little reminder that….. I will update my Distribution List instantly upon your request, at any time. Each year I have deletions and additions as my readers choose. Some prefer just going on line at their convenience while others prefer being on my Distribution List.

Just send your request to smtolley@comcast.net  if you wish to have your name added or deleted.

TRUTHFULLY,  I am actually forced to write this memo each year, by Lois Lion. She insists on a  Happy, Informed and most of all ENTERTAINED audience. Lois Lion is the author of  The Sphinx. Her (every day without fail) morning edition was read by people in 83 countries in 2018……so she is the BOSS!

I hope you continue to enjoy tolleystopics.com in our upcoming, SURE TO BE AN, unbelievable, unimaginable and unpredictable New Year.

I greatly appreciate those wonderful readers who send me interesting posts, pictures, songs, jokes, poems, stories, comments, etc. each year that make maintaining tolleystopics.com a true pleasure!

Gotta run now. Lois Lion told me to get my butt back to work.

(She can be such a bossy Cat.)

Sheila Tolley

 

A Very Sexy Love Letter

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Dearest One,
I will seek and find you.
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I shall take you to bed, and
have my way with you.
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I will make you ache, shake
and sweat until you moan and
groan.
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I will make you beg for mercy,
and beg me to stop.
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I will exhaust you to the point
that you will be so relieved when
I’m finished with you.
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And, when I’m finished with
you, you will be weak for many
days.
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All my love,
The Flu
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P.S. You are now a senior citizen, so, stop thinking about sex and go get your  flu shot!
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THE SPHINX—GENERAL THINGS

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https://safe.pharmacy/

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The Editor:  What is happening so far, in the new year, LL ?

Curious Cat:  A bunch of stuff is happening.  Here is an honorable airline.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/02/airline-says-they-will-honor-16000-tickets-mistakenly-sold-at-bargain-price/

This is an article about a few casualties that a wall would prevent.  The child sex-slaves,  killers, and thieves aren’t mentioned.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2019/01/01/nearly-400-migrants-died-crossing-unsecured-u-s-border-in-2018/

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/census-confirms-63-percent-of-non-citizens-on-welfare-4-6-million-households

This might be good news.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/03/uk-scientists-test-breathalyser-for-detecting-early-cancers

The rain has stopped, after a week.

 

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