Archive | January 5, 2019

Life from the seat of a tractor..

An  old Farmer’s Words of Wisdom we could all live  by.
The  last quote  fits everyone…I don’t care who you  are.

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Your  fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and  bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a  distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the  stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a  John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears  are whispered…. not yelled.

Meanness don’t just  happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes  up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don’t take a very big  person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel  word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The  best sermons are lived, not preached.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best  answer.

Live a good and honorable life, then when  you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second  time.

Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t  bothering you none.

Timin’ has a lot to do with  the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself  in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have  to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good  judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from  bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a  whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you  get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try  orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Don’t pick  a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll  just kill  you.

Live simply,  love generously, care deeply.

Speak kindly, and leave  the rest to God.

Remember God loves you and have a peaceful day.

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Don’t you just HATE them….

Believe me, I know there are some emails that you just hate. I have some of those also. They can slow down your morning routine, so you must continually delete or send them to your junk or spam file.

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I never want you to feel that way about my emails from Tolley’s Topics. That is why each year, I send out this little reminder that….. I will update my Distribution List instantly upon your request, at any time. Each year I have deletions and additions as my readers choose. Some prefer just going on line at their convenience while others prefer being on my Distribution List.

Just send your request to smtolley@comcast.net  if you wish to have your name added or deleted.

TRUTHFULLY,  I am actually forced to write this memo each year, by Lois Lion. She insists on a  Happy, Informed and most of all ENTERTAINED audience. Lois Lion is the author of  The Sphinx. Her (every day without fail) morning edition was read by people in 83 countries in 2018……so she is the BOSS!

I hope you continue to enjoy tolleystopics.com in our upcoming, SURE TO BE AN, unbelievable, unimaginable and unpredictable New Year.

I greatly appreciate those wonderful readers who send me interesting posts, pictures, songs, jokes, poems, stories, comments, etc. each year that make maintaining tolleystopics.com a true pleasure!

Gotta run now. Lois Lion told me to get my butt back to work.

(She can be such a bossy Cat.)

Sheila Tolley

 

A Very Sexy Love Letter

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Dearest One,
I will seek and find you.
.
I shall take you to bed, and
have my way with you.
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I will make you ache, shake
and sweat until you moan and
groan.
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I will make you beg for mercy,
and beg me to stop.
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I will exhaust you to the point
that you will be so relieved when
I’m finished with you.
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And, when I’m finished with
you, you will be weak for many
days.
.
All my love,
The Flu
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P.S. You are now a senior citizen, so, stop thinking about sex and go get your  flu shot!
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THE SPHINX—GENERAL THINGS

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https://safe.pharmacy/

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The Editor:  What is happening so far, in the new year, LL ?

Curious Cat:  A bunch of stuff is happening.  Here is an honorable airline.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/02/airline-says-they-will-honor-16000-tickets-mistakenly-sold-at-bargain-price/

This is an article about a few casualties that a wall would prevent.  The child sex-slaves,  killers, and thieves aren’t mentioned.

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2019/01/01/nearly-400-migrants-died-crossing-unsecured-u-s-border-in-2018/

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/census-confirms-63-percent-of-non-citizens-on-welfare-4-6-million-households

This might be good news.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/jan/03/uk-scientists-test-breathalyser-for-detecting-early-cancers

The rain has stopped, after a week.

 

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Yutu 2 on the Farside
Image Credit: Chinese National Space Administration

Explanation: On January 3, the Chinese Chang’e-4 spacecraft made the first successful landing on the Moon’s farside. Taken by a camera on board the lander, this image is from the landing site inside Von Karman crater. It shows the desksized, six-wheeled Yutu 2 (Jade Rabbit 2) rover as it rolled down lander ramps and across the surface near local sunrise and the start of the two week long lunar day. Ripe for exploration, Von Karman crater itself is 186 kilometers in diameter. It lies within the Moon’s old and deep South Pole-Aitken impact basin with some of the most ancient and least understood lunar terrains. To bridge communications from the normally hidden hemisphere of the Moon, China launched a relay satellite, Queqiao, in May of 2018 in to an orbit beyond the lunar farside.

Tomorrow’s picture: stars and lasers