Archive | January 8, 2019

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eye, and, without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is no matter what language you speak or where you go:

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE’S A SMART WOMAN!

THE SPHINX—REVIEW

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https://apnews.com/bdec60db69df4a5d85354d34368c494c

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The Editor:   We were viewed in over eighty ( 80 ) countries last year, LL.  Could you review, for our new readers how we got started.

Nine Lives Cat:  I will try.  I started a little before the Bushes started their illegal wars.  Here is an archived photo of me getting ready for the Middle East.

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/suicide_cat_bomber.htm

Here is where I made my spots.  That would be bones in Mafia talk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_one%27s_bones

At first I had a few problems with cat- reporters, you would have thought they worked for CNN, arguing over who was more fluffy.

TE:  Did you have any other personnel problems ?

NLC:  Timey dog worked for a few years, but grew bored.  He wanted to be an uptown dog, so went to New York City to show them how to kill rats. 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

HESS Telescopes Explore the High-Energy Sky
Video Credit & Copyright: Vikas Chander, H.E.S.S. Collaboration; Music: Emotive Piano by Immersive Music

Explanation: They may look like modern mechanical dinosaurs but they are enormous swiveling eyes that watch the sky. The High Energy Stereoscopic System (H.E.S.S.) Observatory is composed of four 12-meter reflecting-mirror telescopes surrounding a larger telescope housing a 28-meter mirror. They are designed to detect strange flickers of blue light — Cherenkov radiation –emitted when charged particles move slightly faster than the speed of light in air. This light is emitted when a gamma ray from a distant source strikes a molecule in Earth’s atmosphere and starts a charged-particle shower. H.E.S.S. is sensitive to some of the highest energy photons (TeV) crossing the universe. Operating since 2003 in Namibia, H.E.S.S. has searched for dark matter and has discovered over 50 sources emitting high energy radiation including supernova remnants and the centers of galaxies that contain supermassive black holes. Pictured last September, H.E.S.S. telescopes swivel and stare in time-lapse sequences shot in front of our Milky Way Galaxy and the Magellanic Clouds — as the occasional Earth-orbiting satellite zips by.

Tomorrow’s picture: forgotten stars

Anniversary Gift

On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do!”

“I suppose,” the husband responded, “we could vacuum.”

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Dinner Tonight

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!”

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”

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