Archive | January 8, 2019


Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eye, and, without hesitation said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is no matter what language you speak or where you go:





The Editor:   We were viewed in over eighty ( 80 ) countries last year, LL.  Could you review, for our new readers how we got started.

Nine Lives Cat:  I will try.  I started a little before the Bushes started their illegal wars.  Here is an archived photo of me getting ready for the Middle East.

Here is where I made my spots.  That would be bones in Mafia talk.

At first I had a few problems with cat- reporters, you would have thought they worked for CNN, arguing over who was more fluffy.

TE:  Did you have any other personnel problems ?

NLC:  Timey dog worked for a few years, but grew bored.  He wanted to be an uptown dog, so went to New York City to show them how to kill rats. 

Anniversary Gift

On their 25th wedding anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do!”

“I suppose,” the husband responded, “we could vacuum.”


Dinner Tonight

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!”

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”