Archive | January 18, 2019

THE SPHINX—EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA

 

The Editor:  What is with the EXTRA EDITION, LL ?

Comedy Cat:  This is the funniest thing I have seen since the communist TV news announcers had to report TRUMP WINNING THE PRESIDENCY.

As Nancy and a bus load of pump-lickers were loaded and ready to go to Andrews AFB on a free trip to Belgium, Egypt, and Afghanistan,  TRUMP CANCELLED HER FLIGHT.  One reporter said that they had already taken their Ambien, and opened some small liquor bottles,

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-denies-pelosi-aircraft-for-foreign-trip-in-response-to-call-for-state-of-the-union-delay

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/01/17/breaking-trump-postpones-pelosis-travel-n2539217

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/17/photos-democrats-stuck-bus-donald-trump-cancels-foreign-trip/

All dressed up and no place to go.

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The Sphinx sends a special thanks to our loyal readers in Panama, and to Murphy-a new canine reader.

THE SPHINX—-WUT

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I SURE HOPE THE SENATE REPUBLICANS GET TO WORK ON APPROVING NEW JUDGES—USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION,  LIKE HARRY REID.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/02/20/ohio-judge-strips-custody-parents-not-letting-daughter-taking-trans-hormones/

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The Editor:  Is that what, LL ?

Street Cat:  It sure is, I’m trying to meet Alexandria Ocasio Cortez  half way.  Bob Costas left NBC to pursue his dream, to be a jockey.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/15/bob-costas-and-nbc-are-quietly-and-officially-broken-up/

A New Jersey resident asked his wife to make a BLT after she was through baking some cookies and sweeping the garage.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/16/new-jersey-politician-accused-of-bashing-husband-with-cookbook/

Gillette joins the Progressive Democrats.   Hello Schick, Dollar Club, and Harry’s.

https://www.apnews.com/752f3d102a8142d98106ceb22139200b

https://www.harrys.com/go/gdn-pro-3?utm_medium=Display&utm_source=Google-D&utm_campaign=DCO-Native_-_(D)&hid=Display-GoogleD-DCO-Native_-_(D)-Native-HvGillette&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4pT4rKPy3wIVzw-BCh0thgtzEAEYASAAEgKlbPD_BwE

Nike has new shoes.  They are over thirty ( 30 ) years too late.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/15/you-can-lace-nikes-adapt-bb-shoes-with-a-smartphone-app.html

I wish Pelosi and her dirty bunch would stop dancing around our and America’s safety.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/01/16/secret-service-we-are-fully-prepared-and-able-to-handle-trumps-state-of-the-union-address-n2539156