Archive | January 18, 2019

Am amazing story about a muffled explosion and a spare seat……

 

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………What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the ‘spare’ seat announcement!!    It’s hard to beat Israeli technology!

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an announcement:  “Attention to all standby passengers,   El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.  Shalom!”

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THE SPHINX—EXTRA, EXTRA, EXTRA

 

The Editor:  What is with the EXTRA EDITION, LL ?

Comedy Cat:  This is the funniest thing I have seen since the communist TV news announcers had to report TRUMP WINNING THE PRESIDENCY.

As Nancy and a bus load of pump-lickers were loaded and ready to go to Andrews AFB on a free trip to Belgium, Egypt, and Afghanistan,  TRUMP CANCELLED HER FLIGHT.  One reporter said that they had already taken their Ambien, and opened some small liquor bottles,

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-denies-pelosi-aircraft-for-foreign-trip-in-response-to-call-for-state-of-the-union-delay

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/01/17/breaking-trump-postpones-pelosis-travel-n2539217

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/17/photos-democrats-stuck-bus-donald-trump-cancels-foreign-trip/

All dressed up and no place to go.

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The Sphinx sends a special thanks to our loyal readers in Panama, and to Murphy-a new canine reader.

THE SPHINX—-WUT

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I SURE HOPE THE SENATE REPUBLICANS GET TO WORK ON APPROVING NEW JUDGES—USE THE NUCLEAR OPTION,  LIKE HARRY REID.

http://thefederalist.com/2018/02/20/ohio-judge-strips-custody-parents-not-letting-daughter-taking-trans-hormones/

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The Editor:  Is that what, LL ?

Street Cat:  It sure is, I’m trying to meet Alexandria Ocasio Cortez  half way.  Bob Costas left NBC to pursue his dream, to be a jockey.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/15/bob-costas-and-nbc-are-quietly-and-officially-broken-up/

A New Jersey resident asked his wife to make a BLT after she was through baking some cookies and sweeping the garage.

https://nypost.com/2019/01/16/new-jersey-politician-accused-of-bashing-husband-with-cookbook/

Gillette joins the Progressive Democrats.   Hello Schick, Dollar Club, and Harry’s.

https://www.apnews.com/752f3d102a8142d98106ceb22139200b

https://www.harrys.com/go/gdn-pro-3?utm_medium=Display&utm_source=Google-D&utm_campaign=DCO-Native_-_(D)&hid=Display-GoogleD-DCO-Native_-_(D)-Native-HvGillette&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4pT4rKPy3wIVzw-BCh0thgtzEAEYASAAEgKlbPD_BwE

Nike has new shoes.  They are over thirty ( 30 ) years too late.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/15/you-can-lace-nikes-adapt-bb-shoes-with-a-smartphone-app.html

I wish Pelosi and her dirty bunch would stop dancing around our and America’s safety.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/01/16/secret-service-we-are-fully-prepared-and-able-to-handle-trumps-state-of-the-union-address-n2539156