Best explanation of a politician I’ve ever heard

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While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old farmer said, “Well, as I see it, most politicians are Post Turtles.

The doctor asked, “What is a post turtle?”

The old rancher said, “When you are driving down a country road and you notice a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a Post Turtle.”

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, he is elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with.”

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