1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years prior, directly to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? They even tracked her calves to their stalls. BUT….they are unable to locate 20 million illegal aliens who are wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
There is still talk about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…why don’t we give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys and it has worked for over 200 years. After all,  we are not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in the courthouse is this….you cannot post:
‘Thou Shall Not Steal,  Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery & Thou Shall Not Bear False witness’
in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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