Archive | January 26, 2019

Dust It Off

Years ago, before my husband pulled the garbage can to the end of the driveway for pick up, our kids removed the can’s lid and inspected its contents.

There then ensued a conversation between them and me that went something like this:

“Mom! You’re throwing away these tennis shoes?!”

“Yes, I am.”

“But these are my favorites! They’re the ones I wore to the amusement park and spilled the snow cone on.”

“They’re trash. Put them back into the garbage can.”

What is wrong with my kids? I wondered. We give them everything they need and then some, so why do they want to keep useless trash?

I suspect God wonders the same things about His children when we hang on to trash in the form of greed, selfishness, envy and other sins.

God says, “Those things are trash. I have given you everything you need and more. Seek the good in life: peace, love and faithfulness. Be quick to get rid of any unholy thing.”

 

(Story from:  A Bible Minute)

 

Problem for Seniors

You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed.
 
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
 
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
 
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable
to overtake it.
 
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
 
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
 
See answer below.
 
 
 
 
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Get off the merry-go-round and go home. 
 
You’ve had enough wine for one day.

 

THE SPHINX—–CORNUCOPIA

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How did CNN get an invitation to Mueller’s FBI arrest of Roger Stone ?   What a circus.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/01/25/watch-cnn-footage-of-roger-stones-arrest-by-the-fbi/

Here is Trump’s latest speech.

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The Editor:  Is that like a bean casserole, LL ?

Pilgrim Cat:  No, it’s a symbol for plenty, usually seen at Thanksgiving.  We have plenty of topics.  The army can’t even catch a break from their own commander.

https://www.marthastewart.com/1093464/decorative-past-origin-story-thanksgiving-cornucopia

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-military-meade/u-s-army-vows-to-fix-broken-housing-at-fort-meade-in-wake-of-reuters-report-idUSKCN1PB14O

The FDA woke up.

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/426140-fda-threatens-to-pull-e-cigarettes-off-the-market-citing-possible

Here comes a new plane.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/777x-gigantic-plane-could-change-080000250.html

Johnnie Walker changes its name to Joann Walker.

https://www.redstate.com/bradslager/2019/01/19/latest-company-social-fiasco-johnnie-walker-stepping-rake-womens-march/

Our Irish beach disappears again.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/irish-beach-disappears-again