Archive | January 29, 2019

THE SPHINX—-EXTRA EDITION

The Editor:  What is the breaking news, LL ?

News Cat:  There is a bunch.  Officers were shot in Houston.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2019/01/28/3-houston-police-officers-shot-suspected-reportedly

https://abc13.com/5-houston-police-officers-shot-according-to-hpd-union/5110369/

Check your local news for Polar Vortex information.  Cold weather.  Don’t forget your pets.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-chicago-cold-weather-20190127-story.html

https://nypost.com/video/bottled-water-freezes-instantly-in-cool-science-trick/

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article224946305.html

Fancy Nancy permits Trump an audience.  She is a skank.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/28/pelosi-invites-trump-to-hold-state-of-the-union-on-february-5.html

Mueller may be finished.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/01/28/brace-yourselves-the-mueller-probe-may-finally-be-completed-n2540400

THE SPHINX—-HOW ABOUT IT

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Bill Maher always has been a creep.

https://www.redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2019/01/28/new-low-bill-maher-jokes-sexual-abuse-kids/

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The Editor:  Is that a question, LL ?

Grammar Cat:  No, it’s a statement.  How about the Republican majority Senate expedite some Judges nominated by Trump.  Use the rules like the communist, to our advantage.  Get these small ones out of the way.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/01/23/president-trump-just-sent-a-boatload-of-judicial-nominations-to-the-senate-n2539892

Start acting like men instead of movie stars.

Do you recognize this drawing ?  It’s the mother/father of Liberal/Democratic/Progressive thinking.  Here is what inevitably happens when laws aren’t enforced, soon it will work its way up to the rich/political boot-lickers.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/01/18/human-family-tree-just-gained-new-member-scientists-confirm/

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2019/01/21/subways-homeless-taking-over-cars/

Before long NYC will be like Russia.

https://www.traveller24.com/News/watch-in-moscow-the-stray-dogs-know-how-to-ride-the-subway-better-than-you-20181007

I Had It All !

Homeless

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.  
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He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”
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I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
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“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was paroled.
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Power Outage

Image result for cartoon pics of electronic gadgets

During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn’t play golf.

So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.

You know, she seems like a nice person.

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