Archive | January 29, 2019


The Editor:  What is the breaking news, LL ?

News Cat:  There is a bunch.  Officers were shot in Houston.

Check your local news for Polar Vortex information.  Cold weather.  Don’t forget your pets.

Fancy Nancy permits Trump an audience.  She is a skank.

Mueller may be finished.



Bill Maher always has been a creep.


The Editor:  Is that a question, LL ?

Grammar Cat:  No, it’s a statement.  How about the Republican majority Senate expedite some Judges nominated by Trump.  Use the rules like the communist, to our advantage.  Get these small ones out of the way.

Start acting like men instead of movie stars.

Do you recognize this drawing ?  It’s the mother/father of Liberal/Democratic/Progressive thinking.  Here is what inevitably happens when laws aren’t enforced, soon it will work its way up to the rich/political boot-lickers.

Before long NYC will be like Russia.

I Had It All !


I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.  
He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“Oh no, nothing like that,” he said. “No, no…. I was paroled.


Power Outage

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During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn’t play golf.

So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.

You know, she seems like a nice person.