Here is one of the last journalist in America.
The Editor: What is here about, LL ?
Can You Hear Me Cat: Here is why you should not trust the federal government. This is a bill introduced by a Socialist creep to take over state regulations of elections. The second link is the bill introduced. This is why laws are over a thousand ( 1,000 ) pages long and are not read by the Representative or Senator. It is also why they may have over forty ( 40 ) staff employees.
These guys should be in Iraq questioning ISIS prisoners.
Here is a proud California man who pays for sexual assaults with taxpayer money.
Explanation: Eta Carinae may be about to explode. But no one knows when – it may be next year, it may be one million years from now. Eta Carinae‘s mass – about 100 times greater than our Sun – makes it an excellent candidate for a full blown supernova. Historical records do show that about 170 years ago Eta Carinae underwent an unusual outburst that made it one of the brightest stars in the southern sky. Eta Carinae, in the Keyhole Nebula, is the only star currently thought to emit natural LASER light. This featured image brings out details in the unusual nebula that surrounds this rogue star. Diffraction spikes, caused by the telescope, are visible as bright multi-colored streaks emanating from Eta Carinae’s center. Two distinct lobes of the Homunculus Nebula encompass the hot central region, while some strange radial streaks are visible in red extending toward the image right. The lobes are filled with lanes of gas and dust which absorb the blue and ultraviolet light emitted near the center. The streaks, however, remain unexplained.
Tomorrow’s picture: open space
Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
If you replace “W” with”T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day” (It does fall on a Tuesday)
100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town.
The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that!
Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, the other to Florida.They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach to play golf..At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch.“Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“Why?”“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks, and the tight shorts, and the legs …”“OK.”.Ten years later at age 40 they meet and play again.“Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.“Why?”“Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”“OK.”.Ten years later at age 50 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“Why?”“The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”“OK.”.At age 60 they meet and play again.“Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“Why?”“Wings are half price”“OK”.At age 70 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“Why?”“They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”“OK.”.At age 80 they meet and play again. “Where you wanna go?”“Hooters.”“Why?”“We’ve never been there before.”
An elderly couple, Rose and Jim, moved to Hamilton, Texas. Jim had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, and when he saw that a store was having a big sale on them, he bought a pair and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and asked his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Rose gave him a quick once over and replied, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Jim stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen, this time completely naked except for his new pair of boots. A little louder this time he asked, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Rose looked up and replied, “Jim, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down tomorrow!!”
Furious now, he yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, ROSE?”
“No,” she replied. “But I’m sure you’re going to tell me…”
“It’s hanging down, because it’s looking at my new boots!!”
With no change of expression whatsoever, Rose replied,
“SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT.”