Archive | February 11, 2019

Valentines’ Day is Thursday…Install Love now

 

Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely deleted.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components”. What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge Your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My Heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over my Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others, it takes awhile, but eventually gets it at the proper time. So, Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and it’s various components to everyone you meet. They will in turn, share it with others and return some cool components back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God has offered this Love program free of charge since the beginning of time….but in this new electronic world, if it is not in computer language people do not understand it. I will gladly pass this around. Thanks again.

THE SPHINX—RIGHTEOUS

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This figure should be two ( 2 ) million.  Gallup hasn’t been correct in a poll in years ( ask Hillgal ).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/02/09/gallup-five-million-latin-americans-coming-u-s-next-12-months/

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The Editor:  Are cats righteous or self-righteous, LL ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/righteous

Sinful Cat:  No,  we are just cats.  We aren’t bogged down with morals and doing good.   As even cats know, neither are the Progressives or Democrats.  They would rather kill a new born baby than have sex and drugs.

https://www.google.com/search?q=photo+of+joy+behar+in+blackface&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=jSLWKkZUkAuMVM%253A%252Cv9VWMpQ46weX2M%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQQZN45K1WwIRXbEKYSbtAOhWH9NA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjrlu-HmqzgAhVDZawKHR51AEsQ9QEwBHoECAUQBg#imgrc=jSLWKkZUkAuMVM:

Some of the late night comedians who only talk hate have not made a sound over blackface.  The Democrats on the national scene won’t even answer questions about the Virginia Democrats.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/kimmel-fallon-avoid-ralph-northam-controversy-in-monologues-both-have-histories-using-blackface-in-skits

I hope the Progressives/Democrats can clean up Los Angeles.  Give the bacteria sanctuary.

https://ktla.com/2019/02/07/downtown-l-a-typhus-outbreak-may-prompt-city-hall-to-replace-all-carpets/

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-public-toilets-20170713-story.html

https://www.healthline.com/health/typhus

Maybe Ms. Behar, from The View, can bring some joy to all of us.

If you are having a bad day, here is the cure….

In case you are having a bad day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Left Wing Liberal Democrat you are holding underwater.

 

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See, it worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already.

Have a great day!

(You notice that “It was an elephant who cheered you up…..not a DonkeyCRAT!)

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Believing the Unbelievable

WRITTEN BY: BILL BOWSER…FROM CINCINNATI, OHIO

 

Our society has become increasingly polarized. Liberals and conservatives seem to be unable to agree an anything. Of course a large portion of this disagreement is probably due to the Left’s hatred for President Trump, but I think a lot of the fundamental differences between liberals and conservatives has little or no rational basis. On most issues liberals base their position on emotion, while conservatives typically take a more pragmatic approach. In philosophical debates the conservatives try to present persuasive arguments while the liberals counter with emotional appeals and ad hominem attacks, and at the end of the day no one is persuaded.

The liberals remind me of the Flat Earth Society (FES) folks. Outside of the FES no one takes their ideas seriously, but most of the FES people actually believe their kooky theory. They are unwilling to accept all the evidence which conclusively proves the earth is a sphere and propose bizarre explanations to try to defend their position. They are so invested in their position, regardless of how untenable it may be, that they refuse to abandon it, and do whatever they find necessary to prop it up. (There are many other people who believe a wide variety of things that have no rational basis, but you get my point.)

This seems to be what the democrats are doing with the border wall issue, and many others. They claim that walls don’t work, and that walls are immoral. Obviously this is nonsense. Walls have been built around cities for thousands of years. They also surround the estates of the liberal celebrities and politicians who now oppose them. Imagine a prison without walls or your home without a lock on the front door; it’s ludicrous.

As for the suggestion that walls are immoral, well that’s ridiculous. The democrats may realize their arguments are specious, but they stick to their guns anyway. They’re too invested in their position to abandon it, so they do whatever they have to, to prop it up,  like the flat earthers, knowing the main stream news media will support them. They actually believe the unbelievable.

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“Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.” — Benjamin Franklin

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