Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two Democrats arrive. Saint Peter looked out through the Gates and said, “Wait here. I’ll be right back.”
Saint Peter goes over to God’s chambers and tells him who is waiting at the entrance. God says to Peter, “How many times do I have to tell you…. you can’t be judgmental here. This is Heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!”
Saint Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God’s chambers and says, “Well they’re gone.”
“The Democrats?’” asked God.
“No. The Pearly Gates.”