Archive | February 2019

KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?… What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old ugly woman, for only she would have the answer..

But the price would be high; as the woman was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the old woman. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

The old ugly woman wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur’s closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the woman answered Arthur’s question thus:

What a woman really wants, she answered….is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the woman had uttered a great truth and that Arthur’s life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the ugly woman had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
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The young beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared ugly, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day….or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends; but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old ugly woman? Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below.

BUT….make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.


OKAY?

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now….what is the moral to this story?


The moral is…..



If you don’t let a woman have her own way…

Things are going to get ugly..
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THE SPHINX—-ETHICAL REGULATIONS

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https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/feb/25/apollo-11-review-eye-opening-documentary-is-a-five-star-triumph

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The Editor:  Who needs ethical regulations, LL  ?     Congress.

Fair Cat:  Congress and the ” social media “.  England has the right idea.  Maybe we could make them put a crawl across the screens saying  ” THIS IS AN OPINION ” on every thing.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-privacy-britain/facebook-needs-independent-ethical-oversight-uk-lawmakers-idUSKCN1Q7005

A little won’t hurt you.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2019/02/18/grand-canyon-tourists-exposed-radiation-safety-manager-says/2876435002/

https://news.gallup.com/poll/246800/record-high-name-government-important-problem.aspx

They are watching.

https://www.twincities.com/2019/02/14/minneapolis-stabbing-1993-dna-cold-case-murder-jerry-westrom/

Maybe they are making M&Ms or Agent Orange upstream.

https://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/untamed-lowcountry/article226203480.html

So long George.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/02/18/sailor-kissing-woman-vj-day-photo-times-square-dies/2904579002/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Magnetic Orion
Image Credit & Copyright: NASA, SOFIA, D. Chuss et al. & ESO, M. McCaughrean et al.

Explanation: Can magnetism affect how stars form? Recent analysis of Orion data from the HAWC+ instrument on the airborne SOFIA observatory indicate that, at times, it can. HAWC+ is able to measure the polarization of far-infrared light which can reveal the alignment of dust grains by expansive ambient magnetic fields. In the featured image, these magnetic fields are shown as curvy lines superposed on an infrared image of the Orion Nebula taken by a Very Large Telescope in Chile. Orion’s Kleinmann-Low Nebula is visible slightly to the upper right of the image center, while bright stars of the Trapezium cluster are visible just to the lower left of center. The Orion Nebula at about l300 light years distant is the nearest major star formation region to the Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

THE SPHINX—OOPS & OTHER STUFF

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https://hotair.com/archives/2019/02/22/daily-show-jussie-smollett-spoof-funny/

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The  Editor:   Is oops about mistakes, LL ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethbaumann/2019/02/25/supreme-court-smacked-down-the-ninth-circuit-and-progressives-all-with-one-deci-n2542191

It’s Not Right Cat:  Mostly.  Our first article is about a man worth seven  ( 7 ) BILLION dollars who visits a cheap sex shop.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/is-robert-kraft-married-and-how-many-children-does-he-have.html/

This type of illegal business is made possible by not enforcing immigration laws and crooked local officials.  Human trafficking is another word for slavery or sex-slavery.

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/martin-county/2019/02/22/human-trafficking-florida-sex-spas-tens-millions-dollars/2952861002/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/illegal-center-estimates-border/2019/02/21/id/903711/

Don’t let your buddies get this fat.

https://nypost.com/video/fat-cat-gets-stuck-trying-to-wiggle-through-chair/

Obama’s shrine is meeting opposition.  This is not a presidential library.  The library is on-line.   

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/federal-judge-delivers-another-blow-to-obamas-presidential-center

The IRS should investigate this SKANK.

https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/emily-ward/pelosis-chief-staff-speaker-will-release-tax-returns-if-and-when-she-runs

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