Shingles

A good ole boy named Bubba walked into a Doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Bubba said, “Shingles.”

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

A half hour later a nurse came in and took Bubba for some tests. The nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes, put on one of those open-in-the-back hospital gowns, and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the Doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, “Shingles.”

The Doctor asked, “Where?”

Bubba said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload ’em?”

 

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