Archive | March 8, 2019

The New Wife

One evening, after the honeymoon, Dick was working on his Harley in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.

You probably should consider selling your Harley and all that welding equipment; they take up so much of your time. And that gun collection and fishing gear, they just take up so much space. And you know the boat is such an ongoing expense; and you hardly use it. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment…”And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod?

Dick got a horrified look on his face.

She noticed and said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “You were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”


Dick replied, “I wasn’t.






Here are a few things the scummy Democrats want.  Federal control of all state elections, maybe the Democrats that interviewed Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh could update Fancy Nancy’s bill.


The Editor:  What is your article about, LL ?

Thomas Jefferson Cat:  The goal of the Democrats.  Their goal is to destroy American Culture and make America a third world country.   Why else would you praise illegal immigrants and talk of Republicans being cruel, while you vote against a bill to protect  new born babies.

The following links are what most Democrats vote for and support.   They support illegal killers and child rapist over American citizens.   They are like teenagers thinking it won’t happen to them.

Here is another goal of the DemocRATs.  To have trials in Spanish, and Sharia Law for Muslims.

The argument about the wall is just plain stupid.  If we have only twelve ( 12 )  years left, because of global warming,  we need it even more.  Everyone in Central and South America will be on their way.  Walls work for these people.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Stardust and Starlight in M78
Image Credit & Copyright: Richard S. Wright Jr.

Explanation: Interstellar dust clouds and bright nebulae abound in the fertile constellation of Orion. One of the brightest, M78, is near the center in this colorful telescopic view, covering an area north of Orion’s belt. At a distance of about 1,500 light-years, the bluish nebula itself is about 5 light-years across. Its blue tint is due to dust preferentially reflecting the blue light of hot, young stars in the region. Dark dust lanes and other nebulae can easily be traced through the gorgeous skyscape that includes many Herbig- Haro objects, energetic jets from stars in the process of formation. But missing from this image is McNeil’s nebula. A major discovery only recognized in 2004, the enigmatic, variable nebula was found along the dark lane of dust above and right of larger M78. McNeil’s nebula is associated with a protostar and seen to be sometimes present and sometimes absent in photos of the well-imaged region. McNeil’s nebula faded from view late last year and is still absent in this deep image recorded in February 2019.

Tomorrow’s picture: ski Enceladus