Archive | March 20, 2019

As you slide Down the Banister of Life

 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called
‘Ministers do more than Lay People’ of Life 1.jpg?attredirects=0
2. Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. of Life 4.jpg?attredirects=0
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom. of Life 6.jpg?attredirects=0
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes.   Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too. of Life 8.jpg?attredirects=0

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he
just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can. of Life 10.jpg?attredirects=0
10.. Definition of a teenager?  God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
Thought for the day:
Be who you are and say what you  feel… because those that matter..don’t
mind…and those that mind… don’t matter!

And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all
the splinters are pointed the other way…




The Editor:   What won’t hurt you, LL ?

X-Ray Cat:  A little won’t hurt you, that’s the phrase you hear right before you die.

A little hotel ripoff won’t hurt.

Big banks and big baseball make big changes.