So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass the salt!
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all
the splinters are pointed the other way…
A daughter asks her mother, “What are character qualities that I should look for in a marriage partner? You know, for someone that I will be spending eternity with.”
The mother replied, ”Go ask your father, he did better than I did.”
The Editor: What won’t hurt you, LL ?
X-Ray Cat: A little won’t hurt you, that’s the phrase you hear right before you die.
A little hotel ripoff won’t hurt.
Big banks and big baseball make big changes.