Archive | April 2019

New Release by Jon Mc Naughton


I wanted to paint a picture of President Trump and Melania on a jacked-up motorcycle, painted up with the American flag and patriotism, as they ride down a bumpy, crumbling road that represents the hazards and the problems that this presidency has faced since Trump has been elected.  Behind the president are a broad variety of Americans. Some are wearing their red, MAGA hats, a veteran saluting, and people from all walks of life. They are all there, and we are cheering on our president. If you look closely in the cracks you might see something interesting there. Get ready . . . this is the MAGA Ride!


Dedicated to the #metoo movement & all other whining women
I was  standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
 I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
 She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
 I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me 6 stitches…but,
When you’re over seventy………….who cares?
I went to the drug store and told the clerk “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Lady Clerk:  “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”;
I said “Nah… She’s purty good lookin’…..”
I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”;
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”;
Cost me a fat lip, but…
I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but..
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
 The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

I probably sent this to you before.  When you’re over seventy…………who cares?
“Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember we do not quit playing because we grow old…. we grow old because we quit playing.”





The Editor:  Who apologized, LL ?

I’m Sorry Cat:  The NY Slime and CNN apologized sort of or tried to.  They lie so much I don’t know when they are telling the truth.

This is too funny.

More jobs are coming home.

Sri Lanka learned a lesson.

You have to ignore some things or not use them.

Just Because…..



I investigate stories…. Just Because…. inquiring minds want to know. Did you know that Elizabeth Warren was a registered Republican in Pennsylvania and Massachusetts?  She did not change parties until she was 47 years old and working as a Harvard professor.

Now, when I hear  a rumor of this magnitude….I take it very serious. Tolley’s Topics has no financial limitations when we are investigating  potential future presidents. When we first opened shop here at Tolley’s Topics…we went to great lengths to find the best sleuth dog that money could buy. We attended great gatherings of potential candidates.

After the humans at Tolley’s Topics narrowed the search down to ten of the best sleuth dogs in the world, we turned the final decision over to Lois Lion. After much deliberation, her decision was a dog named Gumshoe. I personally was not really impressed with Gumshoe when we first met. He seemed a little too relaxed to be an alert sleuth dog.

A smart person never questions Lois Lion….so Gumshoe became part of our team. We sent him off to find the answer to this question: If Elizabeth Warren was once a pale-skin registered Republican, how did she become a Native American Democrat? We waited patiently. Lois Lion was in constant contact with Gumshoe through Skype and every other electronic device available. She assured us that he would dig until he found all the facts. After I saw some pictures of Gumshoe hard at work, I had no doubt.

I got the final report back today but copies are very limited due to a paper shortage. The Mueller Report has created havoc for our paper supply. I am very disappointed that AOC did not insist on having only  one copy for congress. They could have gathered together in the conference room, eat kale and passed their copy around. They actually needed no copy at all because, as we know,  their opinion was formulated when their witch hunt began over two years ago. 

But, getting back to the question that Gumshoe has answered for us: If Elizabeth Warren was once a pale-skin registered Republican, how did she become a Native American Democrat? 

The scoop is that, Elizabeth traveled out west….supposedly to investigate some bankruptcy claims for our government. She happened upon some Indians sitting around in a circle, smoking a peace pipe and having a really good time. She joined the circle and had a few tokes of the Wacky Tobaccy. Then she joined Chief Running Bear in his tee pee for some Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies and Honey Buns.

Gumshoe’s sources are very reliable. They assured him that some wampum changed hands in the Chief’s  quarters. They are certain because when Elizabeth exited his tee pee she had a very nice headdress and a banner around her neck that declared her as being “Princess Fauxcahontas.” 

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Gumshoe assures me that his facts are Rock Solid.

Come to think of it, he did say it with a “Wink and a Nod.”  Gumshoe may be a Senator one day.




From: Hank Ashmore

The Deplorable Infidel


Born to Russian-Jewish parents in Chicago in 1909, Saul Alinsky was a Communist/Marxist fellow-traveler who helped establish the tactics of infiltration – coupled with a measure of confrontation – that have been central to revolutionary political movements in the United States in recent decades. Alinsky’s radicals found a perfect vehicle for their destruction of the American system and more particularly for taking and maintaining power. That instrument was the Democratic Party. The transition of the old Democratic Party to what exists today should not surprise or confound conservatives. Nor should Alinsky’s tactics seem foreign. After all, for nearly 40 years, Republicans and the conservative agenda have been getting hammered by the left through the successful use of Alinsky tactics.

In that cause, radicals and the liberal-left gravitated toward the print and electronic media, toward the university professors, and the law. The left, consciously or unconsciously, adopted Alinsky’s rules. The impact changed the nature of the Democratic Party and the direction of the United States. Increasingly, the left is succeeding in changing the nature of the Republican Party as well. Suffice to say the greatest change has taken place in the state and the individual. America is rapidly descending from a representative Constitutional Republic to a collective empire by elites of one sort or another.

Alinsky’s influence on the modern Democratic Party indicates that the ends do indeed justify the means. As Alinsky states in his book “Rules for Radicals” it was foolish to believe that that the means are just as important as the ends. He states that “to believe in the immaculate conception of ends and principle …the practical revolutionary will understand… that in action, one does not always enjoy the luxury of a decision that is consistent with one’s individual conscience and the good of mankind.”

Sadly, not enough Republicans and conservatives learned Alinsky’s rules until late in the game. A sign of hope is the fact that new media, including talk radio and the internet, are changing all that. One can hope it is not too late.

The Deplorable Infidel (source: Howdy Podna)


There are eight levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a social state. The first is the most important. They are:

  1. Healthcare – Control healthcare and you control the people.
  2. Poverty – Increase the poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live.
  3. Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.
  4. Gun Control – Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state.
  5. Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, Housing, and Income).
  6. Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school.
  7. Religion – Remove the belief in the GOD from the government and schools.
  8. Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.

Some of these levels have been achieved, debt for instance (Obama doubled the national debt during his eight years in office). You don’t have to look closely to see that these eight levels of control are the platform from which the Democratic candidates for President are running on.



The U.S. Constitution does not have a provision for immigration sanctuary, and there is no legal precedent for it in the history of the United States of America. When U.S. cities and even entire states declare themselves to be “sanctuaries” for illegal aliens, they act outside the law, and by their actions could be charged with a felony for each violation of federal law by “concealing, harboring, or sheltering illegal aliens” (8 U.S. Code, sections 1324 and 1325; Immigration and Naturalization Act, sections 274 and 275).




Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.





The Editor:  What is going on with the Catholics, LL ?

Mother Mary Cat:  The Pope is a communist.

He is not only helping the invaders, but is going to turn the rebuilt Notre Dame into a greenhouse.  Ticket sales will provide more funds to send to the MS 13 killers.

An apiary will replace the old spire.  Holy Honey Bees will be all over Paris.

The Pope should sponsor these open border boot-lickers.  They hate patriots.

The Pope should stay out of politics and tend his bees.