Archive | April 4, 2019

Class Reunion Time is getting close……..

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Class Reunion


I read an ad in the paper one day
In the Dallas Morning News
All about my class reunion
In a town near Santa Cruz


I tried to decide if I should go
To meet my friends and peers
And see how classmates from the past
Had aged in all these years


I finally resolved that I should go
And see what I could see
And meet my friends from the senior class
Of nineteen fifty-three


I rented a tux and a black toupee
Then brushed my shoes and hair
I trimmed my mustache and my beard
And changed my under wear


I emptied the bottle of after shave
And rented a limousine
I brushed my teeth with Ultra-Bright
Then gargled some listerine


I soon arrived in splendid form
With a flower on my chest
Sporting a rented diamond ring
And smelling my very best


Now I was dressed in the finest garb
Like a monarch at a feast
When I discovered that no one there
Seemed familiar in the least


Well not a soul remembered me
And my heart dropped to the floor
When I remembered that I was in
The class of fifty-four



by Jim C. Carpenter……..



He’ll complain that it isn’t Halal and demand that you provide one that is.

If you give him a Halal cookie, he’ll demand that you give him a job so he can buy his own cookies.

If you give him a job, he will demand that you give him time out to pray.

If you give him time out to pray, he’ll demand that you respect his prophet.

If you show respect for his prophet, he’ll demand that you stop singing your National Anthem.

If you stop singing your National Anthem, the Muslim will demand that you elect him to congress.

When you elect a Muslim to congress, he’ll demand that we change our Constitution, so that we are no longer allowed to speak freely, have guns or worship the god of our choice.

When we change the Constitution to what a Muslim demands, Sharia Law will be the law of our land.

When Sharia Law is the law of our land, Muslims will be permitted to execute anyone who disagrees with them, does not dress like them, or does not worship Allah.







The Editor:   What is ” we should ” about, LL ?

Get Out Cat:  We should bring all of our troops in Europe home.  They should have been brought home when the USSR collapsed.

We should regulate Facebook, Google, Apple, and the other new forms of communication.  They should work under a fair and true federal law.  I have added twitter.

TE:  How could we do that, GOC ?

Lobby Money Cat:  Eliminate lobby money and gifts.  This is the current system.  The different size bags are for different levels of influence.  DC uses more paper bags for bribes than the liquor stores use.