Three Score and Eight Years ago….I Arrived!

I thank all my relatives, friends, acquaintances, Lois Lion’s Ghost Writer and my Pen Pal from the Boondocks, who have sent me birthday greetings today. You will be proud to know that I have designed a plan that is almost as good as the Fountain of Youth. You Bet…Unlike Congress…I make things happen.

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Starting this year, instead of adding a year, I am using a new method of counting my birthdays. I call it my Reverse Dog Year Plan..or RDYP…..that sounds  politically correct, doesn’t it? It is simple to use, instead of adding a year, each birthday….I will subtract 7 years. So, instead of turning 68 today, I am 61. Hold on…. it gets better. That means, in 2025, I will be 18 again…I will be a Senior at Pike County High School.. Sounds like a plan, huh?

Just in case that fails, my back-up plan is: When I select which Old Folks Home to join, I will paint my wheel chair with Groovy Hippie Colors and ride around smoking pot and yelling…”Make Love not War.” Will you come and visit me at the home? Let me know a few days ahead of time because I may need to steal extra drugs from the Old Folks Home Medicinal Supply so we can “Party like it’s 1999″….. “again.”

I will see you there….just Roll On In….I will be easy to identify, trust me on that!!

Sheila Tolley

I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this mornin’, could’ve sworn it was judgment day
The sky was all purple, there were people runnin’ everywhere
Tryin’ to run from the destruction, you know I didn’t even care
Say say two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety-nine
I was dreamin’ when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast
But life is just a party and parties weren’t meant to last
War is all around us, my mind says prepare to fight
So if I gotta die I’m gonna listen to my body tonight
Yeah hey, they say two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety-nine
Yeah, yeah, hey
People, let me tell you somethin’
If you didn’t come to party, don’t bother knockin’ on my door, oww
I got a lion in my pocket and baby he’s ready to roar, yeah hey
Everybody’s got a bomb, we could all die any day, oh
But before I let that happen, I’ll dance my life away, oh ho
They say two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety-nine
Say it one more time
Two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety-nine
Alright, nineteen ninety-nine
You say it, nineteen ninety-nine
Mmm nineteen ninety-nine
Don’t stop it, don’t stop it, say it one more time
Two thousand zero zero party over, oops out of time
So tonight I’m gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety-nine
Yeah, nineteen ninety-nine
Don’t you wanna go?
Don’t you wanna go?
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