Archive | April 15, 2019

THE SPHINX—-ANIMAL AND HUMAN SIMILARITIES

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Al should put this with Obama’s politically correct Nobel Peace Prize.  They are just ” participation prizes “.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/13/fury-at-crown-heights-schools-plan-to-bestow-rev-al-sharpton-with-honorary-doctorate/

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The Editor:  Are animals and humans similar, LL ?

Synonymous Cat:   They sure are,  more  similar than I like to admit.

Alligators and politicians were probably genetic matches at one time.  When it gets too hot/cold the only thing you see on alligators is their nose.  Watch the Clintons, when sexual abuse makes the headlines they virtually disappear.  Watch Al Sharpton, when IRS investigations/debts are in the news he can’t be found.  When a new stupid idea is mentioned they pop up, like Jiffy Pop.

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article224946305.html

Watch the old politicians when one of the new, young, and stupid ones tries to get close to their leader. 

https://nypost.com/video/jealous-husky-pulls-puppy-off-couch-so-he-can-snuggle-next-to-owner/

The herd mentality takes over politicians when one has a thought.  They run like fools until someone who can think rationally points out how stupid the idea is/was.  Then they run the other way.  An example of this is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez  ( AOC ) and her stupid green policy.

Another example is the millions of illegals.  Cities and states break the law providing sanctuary, but don’t want new illegals to be where they are welcome and their relatives live.

http://news.trust.org/item/20190412195230-wi9c5

Secrets to Inner Peace….

 If you can start the day without caffeine,

 If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

 If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

 If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

 If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.

 If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol, 

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

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Then you are probably the Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual!!

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can’t eat it or play with it,

Pee on it and walk away!!

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The Marine at Confession

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A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Manitowish Waters,WI.

He says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester.”

The priest says, “My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”

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What a tangled Web we weave…When we Practice to deceive…

Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by: To The Point News
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LBJ:
  • We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin ) 
Nixon:
  • I am not a crook 
GHW Bush:
  • Read my lips – No New Taxes 
Clinton:
  • I did not have sex with that woman.. Miss Lewinski 
GW Bush:
  • Iraq has weapons of mass destruction 
Obama:
  • I will have the most transparent administration in history. 
  • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. 
  • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. 
  • The IRS is not targeting anyone. 
  • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 
  • I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”. 
  • You didn’t build that! 
  • I will restore trust in Government 
  • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. 
  • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk 
  • It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line. 
  • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. 
  • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. 
  • I am not spying on American citizens. 
  • Obama Care will be good for America . 
  • You can keep your family doctor. 
  • Premiums will be lowered by $2500. 
  • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. 
  • It’s just like shopping at Amazon. 
  • I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. 
  • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. 
  • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi . 
  • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. 
  • And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him. 
  • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. 
  • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term. 
  • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. 
  • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. 
And the biggest one of all:
  • “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America .” 
I believe we have a winner
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