Archive | April 21, 2019

My Annual Easter Contribution

 

RABBIT EGGS

Image result for pic of easter eggs

WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

As I grow older, I wonder more about little things than I did at an earlier age. Little things that I have merely accepted throughout my life.

I can understand the giving of gifts at Christmas. After all, the Wise Men did take gifts to baby Jesus. I am not clear how the fat man in the red suit fits into the picture. That is just one of those things that I accepted.

I am totally lost on the Easter situation. I believed for many years that I must have had some chapters missing from my Bible. I started looking at other Bibles and sure enough, they were just like mine. Nowhere in there does it mention a rabbit. I can go along with an Easter Angel but not Peter Cottontail. Why did they pick an animal that does not lay eggs, then use eggs as the symbol. I am so confused. I think credit should be given where credit is due. It is not fair for the chicken to do the work and the rabbit to get the credit! It would have worked out just as well with a chicken anyway.

Here comes Peter Feathertail
Strutting down the chicken trail.
Struttity, strut, strut
Easter’s on the way.

We are asking for trouble if we do not show proper appreciation. The chickens may quit laying eggs at Easter. I heard Santa is already losing some of his elves to Keebler. They did not get enough credit and he expected them to support a family of elves while working only one month a year. Rumor on the street is they enjoy the hollow trees much more than the North Pole. It is much warmer and they get all the free cookies they can eat.

Well, if I do not see you on Easter Day…go ahead and hide the eggs…..

AND FEED THE CHICKENS!

THE SPHINX—-EASTER

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https://thefederalist.com/2019/04/19/no-todays-america-not-surprise-founders-least/

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The Editor:  Are you ready for Easter, LL ?

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/video-jesus-spotted-in-notre-dame-fire/

Bunny Cat:  I sure am.  I love the baby chicks and bunnies.  Um, um good.  Here is a history for our Democratic and other infidel  readers.

http://www.theholidayspot.com/easter/history/easter_history.htm

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/history-of-easter

The New York Slime still hasn’t researched Easter.

https://nypost.com/2019/04/19/new-york-times-hits-new-low-with-mortifying-notre-dame-correction/

Faberge understood.  Click the photos to enlarge.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faberg%C3%A9_egg

Things we learn from old age

There is no senior discount for reading this!!!

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age,
I don’t really give a rat’s ass anymore.

If walking is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs, and hops, and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise
doesn’t run, and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so.

 

Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.

Some days, you’re the top dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.

When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They’re everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth..

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m “hereafter”.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.

Have I sent this message to you before…or did I get it from you?

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Spiral Aurora over Icelandic Divide
Image Credit & Copyright: Juan Carlos Casado (TWAN, StarryEarth)

Explanation: Admire the beauty but fear the beast. The beauty is the aurora overhead, here taking the form of great green spiral, seen between picturesque clouds with the bright Moon to the side and stars in the background. The beast is the wave of charged particles that creates the aurora but might, one day, impair civilization. In 1859, following notable auroras seen all across the globe, a pulse of charged particles from a coronal mass ejection (CME) associated with a solar flare impacted Earth’s magnetosphere so forcefully that they created the Carrington Event. A relatively direct path between the Sun and the Earth might have been cleared by a preceding CME. What is sure is that the Carrington Event compressed the Earth’s magnetic field so violently that currents were created in telegraph wires so great that many wires sparked and gave telegraph operators shocks. Were a Carrington-class event to impact the Earth today, speculation holds that damage might occur to global power grids and electronics on a scale never yet experienced. The featured aurora was imaged in 2016 over Thingvallavatn Lake in Iceland, a lake that partly fills a fault that divides Earth’s large Eurasian and North American tectonic plates.

Tomorrow’s picture: martian methane mystery