Archive | April 30, 2019

New Release by Jon Mc Naughton

MAGA RIDE

I wanted to paint a picture of President Trump and Melania on a jacked-up motorcycle, painted up with the American flag and patriotism, as they ride down a bumpy, crumbling road that represents the hazards and the problems that this presidency has faced since Trump has been elected.  Behind the president are a broad variety of Americans. Some are wearing their red, MAGA hats, a veteran saluting, and people from all walks of life. They are all there, and we are cheering on our president. If you look closely in the cracks you might see something interesting there. Get ready . . . this is the MAGA Ride!

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Dedicated to the #metoo movement & all other whining women

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I was  standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
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This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
 I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
 She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
 I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me 6 stitches…but,
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When you’re over seventy………….who cares?
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I went to the drug store and told the clerk “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Lady Clerk:  “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”;
I said “Nah… She’s purty good lookin’…..”
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WYOSWC ?
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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”;
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”;
Cost me a fat lip, but…
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WYOSWC ?
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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but..
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WYOSWC ?
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
 The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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 WYOSWC ?
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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

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WYOSWC ?
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I probably sent this to you before.  When you’re over seventy…………who cares?
 
“Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember we do not quit playing because we grow old…. we grow old because we quit playing.”
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THE SPHINX—–APOLOGIES, SORT OF

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-afghanistan-embassy-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-accelerates-plan-to-drastically-downsize-kabul-embassy-sources-idUSKCN1S12C4

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/26/blue-state-blues-republicans-cannot-win-if-ballot-harvesting-remains-legal/

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The Editor:  Who apologized, LL ?

I’m Sorry Cat:  The NY Slime and CNN apologized sort of or tried to.  They lie so much I don’t know when they are telling the truth.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2019/04/28/new-york-times-retracts-cartoon-depicting-trump-and-netanyahu-with-anti-semitic-t-n2545475

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2019/04/28/american-jewish-committee-to-ny-times-apology-not-accepted-on-anti-semitic-cartoon/

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/04/27/cnn-jake-tapper-admits-trump-did-not-call-neo-nazis-very-fine-people-in-charlottesville/

This is too funny.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/27/trump-judge-napolitano-asked-me-for-supreme-court-appointment-pardon-for-friend/

More jobs are coming home.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/27/donald-trump-renegotiates-40-billion-japanese-car-plants-coming-to-u-s/

Sri Lanka learned a lesson.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2019/04/29/Sri-Lanka-bans-face-coverings-for-public-safety/6291556523728/?ls=3

You have to ignore some things or not use them.

https://www.adn.com/business-economy/2019/04/27/airlines-eye-crueler-ways-of-making-passengers-miserable/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Meteor Misses Galaxy
Image Credit: Aman Chokshi

Explanation: The galaxy was never in danger. For one thing, the Triangulum galaxy (M33), pictured, is much bigger than the tiny grain of rock at the head of the meteor. For another, the galaxy is much farther away — in this instance 3 million light years as opposed to only about 0.0003 light seconds. Even so, the meteor’s path took it angularly below the galaxy. Also the wind high in Earth’s atmosphere blew the meteor’s glowing evaporative molecule train away from the galaxy, in angular projection. Still, the astrophotographer was quite lucky to capture both a meteor and a galaxy in a single exposure — which was subsequently added to two other images of M33 to bring up the spiral galaxy‘s colors. At the end, the meteor was gone in a second, but the galaxy will last billions of years.

Tomorrow’s picture: X marks the cat