Archive | April 30, 2019

New Release by Jon Mc Naughton

MAGA RIDE

I wanted to paint a picture of President Trump and Melania on a jacked-up motorcycle, painted up with the American flag and patriotism, as they ride down a bumpy, crumbling road that represents the hazards and the problems that this presidency has faced since Trump has been elected.  Behind the president are a broad variety of Americans. Some are wearing their red, MAGA hats, a veteran saluting, and people from all walks of life. They are all there, and we are cheering on our president. If you look closely in the cracks you might see something interesting there. Get ready . . . this is the MAGA Ride!

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What A Ride…….

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Three score and eight years ago, my parents  brought forth into this world, a new baby…… Me……All I can say at this point is, “What A Ride!”

I wore…Go-Go Boots, Saddle Oxford and Penny Loafer shoes, Bell bottoms, Tie-Dye T-Shirts, Mini-skirts, Maxi-skirts, Tight Sweaters, Bulky Sweaters, Mood Rings, and Love Beads.

I owned a Barbie Doll, Black Light, Lava lamp, an Ouija Board, Pet Rock, and a Rubik’s Cube.

I have modeled so many hair styles….including, but not limited to…..Big & Sprayed, Flat & Dippity-Dood, Layered & Wind-Blown, Curly, Straight, Long, Short, Frosted, Tipped, Colored, Bleached and Streaked.

I have survived Hair Ironing, The Twist and Limbo, Ear Piercing, Fake Nails, Blind Dates, Jumping off the Flat Shoals Bridge and using a shampoo called “Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific.”

I have driven behind hundreds of vehicles who bragged about having a ……Baby On Board…. and others that declared….I Brake For Everything Except Pedestrians.

I have lived through Segregations, Integrations and  Liberations. I watched as a Gold Metal Olympic Winner morphed from  Bruce Jenner into Caitlyn Jenner. I have wondered how Elizabeth Warren could be a part-time Native American and  a Caucasian woman could trick the NAACP into thinking she was an African-American.

In my America, I have watched as massive demonstrations take place in defense of Gun Control, Illegal Immigrants, Women, African Americans, Animals, LGBTQ, and Muslims. In fact, there are only two groups that are not vigorously defended in our country….

White Men and White Rats.

 

Dedicated to the #metoo movement & all other whining women

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I was  standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
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This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”
 I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”
 She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.
 I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”
Cost me 6 stitches…but,
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When you’re over seventy………….who cares?
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I went to the drug store and told the clerk “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”
Lady Clerk:  “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”;
I said “Nah… She’s purty good lookin’…..”
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WYOSWC ?
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I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.
She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”;
I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”;
Cost me a fat lip, but…
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WYOSWC ?
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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
“Really” she said, “Go on then… try.”
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”
I said, “Yesterday.”
Cost me a kick in the nuts, but..
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WYOSWC ?
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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
 The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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 WYOSWC ?
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I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, “Good legs.”
The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

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WYOSWC ?
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I probably sent this to you before.  When you’re over seventy…………who cares?
 
“Count your life by smiles, not tears, count your age by friends, not years, and remember we do not quit playing because we grow old…. we grow old because we quit playing.”
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THE SPHINX—–APOLOGIES, SORT OF

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-afghanistan-embassy-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-accelerates-plan-to-drastically-downsize-kabul-embassy-sources-idUSKCN1S12C4

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/26/blue-state-blues-republicans-cannot-win-if-ballot-harvesting-remains-legal/

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The Editor:  Who apologized, LL ?

I’m Sorry Cat:  The NY Slime and CNN apologized sort of or tried to.  They lie so much I don’t know when they are telling the truth.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2019/04/28/new-york-times-retracts-cartoon-depicting-trump-and-netanyahu-with-anti-semitic-t-n2545475

https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2019/04/28/american-jewish-committee-to-ny-times-apology-not-accepted-on-anti-semitic-cartoon/

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/04/27/cnn-jake-tapper-admits-trump-did-not-call-neo-nazis-very-fine-people-in-charlottesville/

This is too funny.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/27/trump-judge-napolitano-asked-me-for-supreme-court-appointment-pardon-for-friend/

More jobs are coming home.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/27/donald-trump-renegotiates-40-billion-japanese-car-plants-coming-to-u-s/

Sri Lanka learned a lesson.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2019/04/29/Sri-Lanka-bans-face-coverings-for-public-safety/6291556523728/?ls=3

You have to ignore some things or not use them.

https://www.adn.com/business-economy/2019/04/27/airlines-eye-crueler-ways-of-making-passengers-miserable/