Archive | May 2019

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

From: Hank Ashmore

The Deplorable Infidel

 

WHAT IS AN INFIDEL?

The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!! Last month I attended my annual training session that’s required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training section there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant, and Muslim faiths, who each explained their beliefs. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say. The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.

After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my questions to the Muslim and asked: ‘Please, correct me if I’m wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that’s the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?’ There was no disagreement with my statement and, without hesitation, he replied ‘Non-believers!’

I responded, ‘So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?’ The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.’ He sheepishly replied, ‘Yes.’ I then stated, ‘Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine The Pope commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!’ The Muslim was speechless! I continued, ‘I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question: Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?’

You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the ‘Diversification’ training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims’ beliefs.

Rick Mathes, well-known leader in prison ministry.

In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President!

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

Nancy Pelosi, once again, was bragging about the Dumbocrats upholding the Constitution. Hell, they don’t know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, especially the Black Caucus.

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

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THE SPHINX—THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/nuts-out-control-do-something-american-robocall-outrage-n1009351

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/30/nevada-gov-steve-sisolak-vetoes-national-popular-vote-bill/

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The Editor:  Do you have a bulletin on the beginning of man, LL ?

Theory Cat:  I swear,  you can find anything on the internet.  This is for our loyal readers descended from………………..monkeys.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/may/28/exploding-stars-led-humans-walking-on-two-legs-study

After a few billion years one of them made this piece of art.

https://www.msn.com/en-xl/asia/asia-top-stories/2000-year-old-marble-head-of-god-dionysus-discovered-under-rome/ar-AAC0TPo

Evolution is a fickle master.  Some generations are skipped where survival of the fittest is concerned.  Here are some examples.  If mankind had not developed a conscious to care for those that evolution skipped over these unfortunates would not be here.

https://nypost.com/video/alligator-chomps-down-on-mans-arm-and-other-karmic-moments/

For our non-drug dealer loyal readers one inch is 2.54 centimeters.

https://nypost.com/2019/05/28/man-dies-on-flight-after-reportedly-ingesting-246-bags-of-cocaine/

This monkey wants to be head of his troop.

https://nypost.com/2019/05/27/de-blasio-wants-over-three-times-more-teen-criminals-freed-without-bail/

Yankee Flippe

Lynds Dark Nebula 1251
Image Credit & Copyright: Francesco Sferlazza, Franco Sgueglia, Astro Brallo

Explanation: Stars are forming in Lynds Dark Nebula (LDN) 1251. About 1,000 light-years away and drifting above the plane of our Milky Way galaxy, the dusty molecular cloud is part of a complex of dark nebulae mapped toward the Cepheus flare region. Across the spectrum, astronomical explorations of the obscuring interstellar clouds reveal energetic shocks and outflows associated with newborn stars, including the telltale reddish glow from scattered Herbig-Haro objects seen in this sharp image. Distant background galaxies also lurk on the scene, visually buried behind the dusty expanse. The deep telescopic field of view imaged with broadband filters spans about two full moons on the sky, or 17 light-years at the estimated distance of LDN 1251.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend

LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes’
 Mark Twain
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‘I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me.’
General George S. Patton
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‘Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.’
Norman Schwartzkopf
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‘We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.’
Marge Simpson
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‘As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.’
Jacques Chirac, President of France
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‘The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in  Paris  sipping coffee.’
Regis Philbin
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‘The last time the French asked for ‘more proof’ it came marching into
Paris under a German flag.’

David Letterman
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‘Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada.’
Ted Nugent
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‘War without France would be like  … World War II.’
Unknown
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‘The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says ‘First Iraq, then France.”
Tom Brokaw
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‘What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?’
Dennis Miller
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‘It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they needed us.’
Alan Kent
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‘They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida.    To prepare
for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag,
and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.’
Argus Hamilton
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‘Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day –the description was, ‘Never shot.
Dropped once.”
Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
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‘The French will only agree to go to war when we’ve proven we’ve found
truffles in Iraq’
Dennis Miller
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m’sieur?
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‘Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?   It’s not
known, it’s never been tried.’
Rep. R. Blount, MO
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‘Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.’
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
 
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender
to a group of Czech tourists.
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