Archive | May 2, 2019

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editions

Good Day, Gentlemen….. I knew the title of this post would bring you in for a closer look. Or perhaps, you only stopped by to read the articles….like husbands told their wives about Playboy Magazines. A very smart lady gave me a tip for the stock market today. She advised me to buy shares in Hooter’s stock. It appears that, the men who lied about Playboy are now going to Hooter’s to watch the football game BECAUSE they have a big screen TV. Sure, I will act like I believe these men. It is wonderful to know that some men exist that are still normal in my world.

You will notice the first picture is the 2009 issue of SI. Remember, a lot has changed in 10 years. Oh, my…so much has changed.  Let’s scroll on down,  to the new model for this year’s  2019 edition of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. This is not a joke…google Halima Aden if you have any doubt.

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Here she is, Fellas. Ain’t she a Darlin’ ? Three cheers for DIVERSITY. Your new muslim dream come true swimsuit model. As you know, here at Tolley’s Topics, I share all the facts as they are submitted to me. I am like MSM and Congressional Democrats…your story does not need to be true, logical or factual. You just leak your story to me, I send you a big, fat check and you will be featured on Sixty Minutes this coming Sunday night.

The story I have heard so far from my Confidential Anonymous Sources is:  Starkist found her trapped in a tuna net and submitted her as a new species. They were told that this is definitely NOT a new species, because now they are found all over America, often in huge colonies. In fact, some have even been elected to congress.

Quit starring, Fellas…Scroll on down with me and I will tell you about the entertainment we will be having tonight.

I am sure you are aware that we try to be fair and DIVERSE in our competitive games here at TT.

In the  HUGE room to the right, you may enjoy some alcoholic beverages and the dancing of some beautiful, scantily clad young women. Please feel free, as usual, to put dollars in their garters.

We realize that the atmosphere of this room gives an edge to non-muslim swimsuit models. BUT…settle down…….

In the small room to the left, you may enjoy a game of Strip Polka with this years model.

This makes my games totally fair…because….

“THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL WIN A SINGLE GAME. BECAUSE…YOU WILL NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THIS WOMAN TO LOSE ALL HER CLOTHES. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PUT DOLLARS IN THAT HIJAB/DIAPER ON HER HEAD…THAT IS THE LAST THING SHE WILL EVER TAKE OFF.”

-Sheila Tolley-

This is Hilarious….I don’t care who you are…..

 

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

“I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”

“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, “The Turban Cowboy,” and the other, a topless bar, would be called “You Mecca Me Hot.”

“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs.” Across the street, there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on other side, a liquor store called ” Morehammered.”

“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

Yes we should promote tolerance and they should also……..

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THE SPHINX—-UNCLE JOE BIDEN

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This is the Senate hearing about Mueller, and the House postponement.  The Demoscums are some nasty dung beetles.  I hope KARMA visits them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK2GNiXdE3c

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-barr/barr-cancels-second-day-of-testimony-escalating-battle-with-u-s-congress-idUSKCN1S73HF

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The Editor:  Is Joe Biden your average 76 year old, LL ?

Cannon Ball Express Cat:  He sure is except for touching and smelling females.  He did swim naked while a female Secret Service Agent was on duty at his house.  That’s Uncle Joe for you.  He has stopped this behavior since the Demosnakes have realized that abusing women shouldn’t be encouraged.  Here is his old personality.

TE:  He was a good Vice President wasn’t he ?

Influence Peddling Cat:  He was great, especially to his son and the son of John Kerry’s wife  ( Heinz Ketchup Heiress ).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/04/29/ssteve-hilton-china-is-funding-biden-family-businesses-with-billions-of-dollars/

https://nypost.com/2018/03/15/inside-the-shady-private-equity-firm-run-by-kerry-and-bidens-kids/

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/436816-joe-bidens-2020-ukrainian-nightmare-a-closed-probe-is-revived

https://pagesix.com/2019/04/30/hunter-biden-splits-from-brother-beaus-widow-hallie/?_ga=2.136157937.1114147988.1556625626-903600193.1517159047

This couple had the attitude of crooks like Biden, but not the political connections.

https://www.apnews.com/db93719ee201476db8c64a3f11dc69ba

Here is the end-game of most of the Demosocialist—to run your entire life, including child rearing.  It’s already here.  Canada is the same as America.

https://thefederalist.com/2019/03/01/canadian-court-rules-parents-cant-stop-14-year-old-taking-trans-hormones/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Manicouagan Impact Crater from Space
Image Credit: NASA, International Space Station Expedition 59

Explanation: Orbiting 400 kilometers above Quebec, Canada, planet Earth, the International Space Station Expedition 59 crew captured this snapshot of the broad St. Lawrence River and curiously circular Lake Manicouagan on April 11. Right of center, the ring-shaped lake is a modern reservoir within the eroded remnant of an ancient 100 kilometer diameter impact crater. The ancient crater is very conspicuous from orbit, a visible reminder that Earth is vulnerable to rocks from space. Over 200 million years old, the Manicouagan crater was likely caused by the impact of a rocky body about 5 kilometers in diameter. Currently, there is no known asteroid with a significant probability of impacting Earth in the next century. But a fictional scenario to help practice for an asteroid impact is on going at the 2019 IAA Planetary Defense Conference.

Tomorrow’s picture: Le Grand Nuage