Archive | May 30, 2019

LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes’
 Mark Twain
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‘I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me.’
General George S. Patton
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‘Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.’
Norman Schwartzkopf
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‘We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.’
Marge Simpson
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‘As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.’
Jacques Chirac, President of France
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‘The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in  Paris  sipping coffee.’
Regis Philbin
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‘The last time the French asked for ‘more proof’ it came marching into
Paris under a German flag.’

David Letterman
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‘Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada.’
Ted Nugent
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‘War without France would be like  … World War II.’
Unknown
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‘The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says ‘First Iraq, then France.”
Tom Brokaw
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‘What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?’
Dennis Miller
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‘It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they needed us.’
Alan Kent
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‘They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida.    To prepare
for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag,
and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.’
Argus Hamilton
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‘Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day –the description was, ‘Never shot.
Dropped once.”
Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
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‘The French will only agree to go to war when we’ve proven we’ve found
truffles in Iraq’
Dennis Miller
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Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m’sieur?
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‘Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?   It’s not
known, it’s never been tried.’
Rep. R. Blount, MO
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‘Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.’
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
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French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
 
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender
to a group of Czech tourists.
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LEGENDARY QUOTES ON FRANCE

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes’
Mark Twain
—————————–
‘I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me.’
General George S. Patton
——————————
‘Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion.’
Norman Schwartzkopf
——————————
‘We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.’
Marge Simpson
——————————
‘As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.’
Jacques Chirac, President of France
——————————
‘The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee.’
Regis Philbin
——————————

‘The last time the French asked for ‘more proof’ it came marching into
Paris under a German flag.’
David Letterman
——————————
‘Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in
Canada.’
Ted Nugent
——————————
‘War without France would be like … World War II.’
Unknown
——————————
‘The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that
says ‘First Iraq, then France.”
Tom Brokaw
——————————
‘What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the
Nazis?’
Dennis Miller
——————————
‘It is important to remember that the French have always been there when
they needed us.’
Alan Kent
—————————–
‘They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida. To prepare
for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag,
and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.’
Argus Hamilton
——————————
‘Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being
advertised on eBay the other day –the description was, ‘Never shot.
Dropped once.”
Rep. Roy Blunt, MO
—————————–
‘The French will only agree to go to war when we’ve proven we’ve found
truffles in Iraq’
Dennis Miller
——————————
Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered
the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m’sieur?
—————————–
‘Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It’s not
known, it’s never been tried.’
Rep. R. Blount, MO
——————————
‘Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII?
And that’s because it was raining.’
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
——————————
French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the
use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a
nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of
Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender
to a group of Czech tourists.

THE SPHINX—-NEWS MAKERS

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In a few years the current Democrats and news media will be recognized as the standard for lying, deceit, and corruption.  The Nazi’s will be number two.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2019/05/29/robert-mueller-statement-n2547007

I hope they impeach Trump in October of 2020.  This is their theme song about Mueller.

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The Editor:   What’s new, LL ?

Science Cat:  The Millennials are crying like Demobabies.

https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-lives-compared-to-gen-x-baby-boomers-did-2018-3#millennials-are-saddled-with-student-debt-but-a-college-education-is-more-necessary-than-ever-2

Favorite beaches are an individual thing.  So are beach bars.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/dr-beach-best-beaches-america-2019

https://www.florabama.com/about.html

The Demoslimes want mob rule.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/05/24/kirk-the-electoral-college-stands-between-the-constitution-and-the-mob/

The American government is run by fools.  No great power would buy electronic/communication equipment or food items from China.  It is called self preservation.

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/huawei-usa-campaign/

https://www.oann.com/japan-to-add-it-telecom-sectors-to-foreign-ownership-restriction/

Watch that water.

https://www.whirlpool.com/blog/washers-and-dryers/he-washing-machine-water-usage.html

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

From: Hank Ashmore

The Deplorable Infidel

 

“The United States Supreme Court issued a direct and final blow to the Islamic indoctrination of the young in this nation. The full panel of the United States Supreme Court which consist of nine judges met to decide the fate of Islamic indoctrination in our American public schools. In a typical 5 x 4 decision, common sense won out, and we have sanity restored to our schools once again. The United States Supreme Court was able to hand out this decision banning Sharia Law and Islam from being taught in classrooms because of the tie-breaking vote of the newly appointed Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch. Gorsuch went on to write about the decision: “The government certainly has no business being involved in religion, but this isn’t a government issue or a religious issue. This is about the judicial branch interpreting the laws as they apply to the teaching of religion. We shouldn’t be teaching any religions in the public schools of this country.” Liberals are all about teaching Islam and Sharia law but they have issues with “Under God” in the pledge of allegiance and “In God We Trust” on our currency. This should have been a unanimous decision, not 5 x 4, but it seems like the four liberal judges on the Supreme Court don’t care about the Constitution. This is one of the many reasons the far left tried so hard to keep Neil Gorsuch off the Supreme Court.

 

Thomas Jefferson wrote in a letter to Samuel Miller dated January 23, 1808: “This results not only from the provisions that no law shall be made respecting the establishment, or free exercise, or religion , but from that also which reserves to the states the powers not delegated to the U.S. Certainly no power to prescribe any religious exercise, or to assume authority in religious discipline, has been delegated to the federal government. It must then rest with the states, as far as it can be in any human authority.”

 

“At the establishment of our Constitution, the judiciary bodies were supposed to be the most helpless and harmless members of the Government, Experience, however, soon showed in what way they were the most dangerous; that the insufficiency of the means provided for their removal gave them a freehold and irresponsibility in office ; that their decisions seeming to concern individual suitors only, pass silent by the public at large; that these decisions, nevertheless, become law by precedent, sapping, by little by little, the foundations of the Constitution, and working its change by construction, before any one has perceived that that invisible and helpless worm has been busily employed in consuming its substance. In truth, man is not made to be trusted for life, if secured against all liability to account.”

Thomas Jefferson

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

The biggest threat to this country is not China, it is not North Korea, it is not Iran, it is not Russia, nor is it climate change. The biggest threat to our constitutional republic and our freedoms are the PROGRESSIVES!

They want to destroy everything that is good and right about our country.

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

If you are not free to choose wrongly and irresponsibly, you are not free at all.

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Sunrise at Copernicus Crater
Image Credit & Copyright: Sage Gray

Explanation: A prominent impact site anchored in the lunar Oceanus Procellarum, Copernicus crater is at the center of this telescopic portrait in light and shadow. Caught in stacked and sharpened video frames recorded on April 14 at 3:30am UTC, the lunar terminator, or boundary between night and day, cuts across the middle of the 93 kilometer diameter crater. Sunlight is just beginning to strike its tall western walls but doesn’t yet shine on lower terrain nearby, briefly extending the crater’s outline into the lunar nightside. At that moment standing at Copernicus crater you could watch the sunrise, an event that happens at Copernicus every 29.5 days. Of course that corresponds to a lunar month or a lunation, the time between consecutive Full Moons, as seen from planet Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space