Today is my baby girl’s 18th birthday.
I be so glad that this be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all those payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there,
I say: “Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin’ from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the ‘spression on yo mama’s face.”
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the ‘spression on her face.
Baby girl came back and walk through the door, I say, “Now what yo momma say ’bout that?”
She say to tell you that “you ain’t my daddy”………and watch the ‘spression on yo face.