Attending Church in Chicago

      

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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
were guest preachers at a nearby church,
We decided to go there and check them out in person.
 
As soon as we sat down,
Reverend Sharpton came over to us.
I don’t know why, maybe it was because
we were the only white people in the church.
 
He laid his hands on my hand and said:
“By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty,
and the will of God, you will walk today.”
I told him I was not paralyzed.
 
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said to Lorilee:
“By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus,
the Lord Almighty, you will walk today.”
 Lorilee said that there is nothing wrong with me.
 
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold…

Our Car Was Gone!

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