Archive | July 2, 2019


From: Hank Ashmore

The Deplorable Infidel


The university of Islam does not recognize nationalities or other loyalties, but demands a Muslim’s full allegiance. For this reason, Muslims all over the world consider the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq as “crusades” against Islam; Muslims in Pakistan protest against irreverent cartoons published in Denmark, and the pledge by one Florida pastor and his congregation to burn the Quran is met with  violence and threats of violence from Muslims around the world, including countries like Syria, Iran, Afghanistan, and even Indonesia. In the legal context, the loyalty to the Islamic ummah (community of believers) can be seen in the “active international grouping, at the United Nations and elsewhere, [by fifty-seven] Muslims governments, which together constitute the so-called Islamic Bloc. All fifty-seven Islamic states have joined together to defend Islam’s university and require every Muslim to safeguard the “binding divine commands…of Allah.”

The following article is from a website called International Humanist and Ethical Union: “Every year from 1999 to 2005 the organization of the Islamic conference representing the 57 Islamic states presented a resolution to the United Nations commission on human rights called combating. And the title of the piece here is , ‘How the Islamic states dominate the U.N. human rights council’, and there are 57 of them.” Barack Obama said on June 19, 2008 that he is going to campaign in all 57 states, and it turns out that there are 57 Islamic states. So, did Obama just lose his bearings, or was this a more telling about his involvement with the Islamic religion?

The Deplorable Infidel




Nike Inc. is yanking a U.S.A.-themed sneaker featuring an early American flag after NFL star-turned-activist Colin Kaepernick told the company it shouldn’t sell a shoe with a symbol that he and others consider offensive, according to people familiar with the matter. All people that truly love this country and what it stands for should boycott this American hating company and put them out of business. As for Colin Kaepernick, this American hating SOB can just go to hell as far as I am concerned. He just needs to think where his ass would be if there had been no slavery. It would not be in this country.



George Washington is on the one dollar bill, Thomas Jefferson is on the two dollar bill, and if Pete Buttigieg is elected president, he will be on the three dollar bill.



NEWS FROM THE YEAR      2059  

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country
in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.  

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern
  United States  crops and livestock.  

Baby conceived naturally!
Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to  reinstate heterosexual  marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .
No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Last Castro finally dies  at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.  

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

85-year $758 billion   study:
Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.  

  executes  last remaining conservative.  

Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony
They had simultaneous Headaches.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.


I Love This Country!

It’s The Government That Scares Me!
Stop organized crime.
Re-elect no one.

So glad I won’t be around in 2059!





The Editor:   Do you know a lot about political quotes, LL ?

I Was Taken Out Of Context Cat:   I sure do, they and sports quotes are the funniest accidentally humorous things in the English language.   Here are a few.

”  If you want a friend in Washington,  get a dog “.

”  Too  many chiefs and not enough Indians “.

”  Politics makes strange bedfellows “.

”  Don’t get caught with a dead girl or live boy “.

TE:  Could you explain a little of what they are referring to for our readers who don’t keep up with politics.  You know,  the slimes representing us who we only see or hear from the week before election. 

D.C. is a cutthroat place where  elected thieves and crooks live.  Bring a brown paper bag full of cash or drugs if you want anything done.  The size determines your influence.

Chiefs and Indians refers to one person doing a job while many supervisors watch.

The live boy dead girl was/is about politicians.

People will make deals, smile, and sleep with Satan if it keeps them in office or gets them promoted.

We have played this song too much lately, but it fits.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

NGC 1566: The Spanish Dancer Spiral Galaxy
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & Copyright: Leo Shatz

Explanation: If not perfect, then this spiral galaxy is at least one of the most photogenic. An island universe containing billions of stars and situated about 40 million light-years away toward the constellation of the Dolphinfish (Dorado), NGC 1566 presents a gorgeous face-on view. Classified as a grand design spiral, NGC 1566’s shows two prominent and graceful spiral arms that are traced by bright blue star clusters and dark cosmic dust lanes. Numerous Hubble Space Telescope images of NGC 1566 have been taken to study star formation, supernovas, and the spiral’s unusually active center. Some of these images, stored online in the Hubble Legacy Archive, were freely downloaded, combined, and digitally processed by an industrious amateur to create the featured image. NGC 1566’s flaring center makes the spiral one of the closest and brightest Seyfert galaxies, likely housing a central supermassive black hole wreaking havoc on surrounding stars and gas.

Tomorrow’s picture: titanian moon copter