Archive | July 22, 2019

My New Corvette…..

A senior citizen from Mobile Alabama drove his brand new Corvette stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the on ramp west on I-10, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.

“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-10, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a State Trooper behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring.

He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the troopers arrival. Pulling up behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a Alabama State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day Sir,” replied the trooper.




The Kongers are still fighting for their freedom.  The AP has a stupid IT manager, keep clicking the arrow on the right.


The Editor:  Who isn’t worrying, LL ?

Aussie Cat:   The Aussies.  The Land Down Under has a strict immigration policy.  They are keeping it simple, stay away.    Skimpy dressed blondes can visit.

The Swedes are all-in with embedded chips.

Has anyone heard this before ?

Dolphins are leaving California.

New York, as usual, has rats that eat human babies.  They are so big that dogs are used to kill them.