Archive | August 15, 2019

Any Port in a Storm

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After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”

“Don’t worry,” Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first light.” The lady agreed, and the men settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they went on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?”

“Yes, I do,” said Bob.

“Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

“Well, um, yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. “I have to admit that I did.”

“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your real name?”

Bob’s face turned beet red and he said, “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, buddy. I’m afraid I did.” “Why do you ask?”


“She just died and left me everything.”

THE SPHINX—WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE

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https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/jail-guards-assigned-to-watch-epstein-were-sleeping-before-his-death/

The Demostinkercommunistratlikecreatures threaten the Supreme Court.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2019/08/14/senate-dems-issue-warning-to-scotus-n2551657

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The Editor:   What is the difference, LL ?

Viva La Cat:  There is little difference between a Congressperson, Senator, or a cat.  You can call, write, telephone, and email but you will get no response from either.  They just don’t care.

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/04/709916647/study-your-cat-knows-when-youre-calling-him-he-just-doesnt-care

Why can’t the FBI’s numerologist conjure up the code, like the HH-Heil Hitler mumbo jumbo ?

https://nypost.com/2019/08/09/fbi-cant-hack-into-dayton-shooter-connor-betts-phone/

What’s the difference if Trump issues an Executive Order ?  There is none-the next President can repeal it—a law is even ” iffy ” it might not be enforced if the demodemons win the election.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/08/09/report-donald-trump-will-use-fcc-ftc-to-fight-social-media-censorship/

The Muslims are finally assimilating.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/08/11/study-at-least-1-in-9-prison-inmates-are-muslim-across-34-u-s-states/

TE:  Is there anything better than being a Democrat, VLC ?

The only thing better is to be a Democrat President with a majority,  or be The king/Queen.

https://genius.com/Tom-petty-its-good-to-be-king-lyrics

Sad to say, but this is looking like our evening news…..

This is scary and real. These horrible political changes that took down Argentina are actually the platform, promises, and bragging points of every Democrat running for president in 2020. I truly hope this is read and comprehended by young people in America. If not, this will be our country in a few years. Just as the old quote makes clear, “even a broken clock is right twice a day”….. Adolf Hitler was absolutely right with this quote.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future. Adolf Hitler

-Sheila Tolley-

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Perseids and the Plough
Image Credit & Copyright: Jeff Dai (TWAN)

Explanation: Despite interfering moonlight, many denizens of planet Earth were able to watch this year’s Perseid meteor shower. This pastoral scene includes local skygazers admiring the shower’s brief, heavenly flashes in predawn hours near peak activity on August 13 from Nalati Grassland in Xinjiang, China. A composite, the image registers seven frames taken during a two hour span recording Perseid meteor streaks against a starry sky. Centered along the horizon is the Plough, the north’s most famous asterism, though some might see the familiar celestial kitchen utensil known as the Big Dipper. Perhaps the year’s most easily enjoyed meteor shower, Perseid meteors are produced as Earth itself sweeps through dust from periodic comet Swift-Tuttle. The dust particles are vaporized at altitudes of 100 kilometers or so as they plow through the atmosphere at 60 kilometers per second.

Tomorrow’s picture: just so story

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

 

From: Hank Ashmore

The Deplorable Infidel

 

A WARNING

“Other misfortunes may be borne, or their effects overcome. If disastrous war should sweep our commerce from the ocean, another generation may renew it; if it exhaust our treasury, future industry may replenish it; if it desolate and lay waste our fields, still, under a new civilization, they will grow green again, and ripen to future harvests. It were but a trifle if the walls of yonder capitol were to crumble, if its lofty pillars should fall, and its gorgeous decorations be all covered by the dust of the valley. All these might be rebuilt. But who shall reconstruct the fabric of demolished government? Who shall rear again the well-proportioned columns of constitutional liberty? Who shall frame together the skillful architecture which unites national sovereignty with the State rights, individual security, and public prosperity? No, if these columns fall, they will be raised not again. Like the Coliseum and the Parthenon, they will be destined to a mournful, a melancholy immortality. Bitterer tears, however, will flow over them, than were ever shed over the monuments of Roman or Grecian art; for they will be the remnants of a more glorious edifice than Greece or Rome ever saw, the edifice of constitutional American liberty.”

Daniel Webster

 

JUST ANOTHER NFL PLAYER

The Baltimore Ravens waived one of its running backs, Alex Collins, following his arrest in Owings Mills, MD. Friday on gun and drug charges. Police said his passenger, Tykheem Jaquon Deundrea Dunaway, and Collins gave conflicting stories about who was the owner of the pot in the vehicle.

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we must summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda, and we had better do it soon.”

Walter Williams

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

A leftist Harvard professor, Lawrence Tribe, said the other day that white supremacists are opposed to abortion because they are afraid that too many white babies will be aborted and it would make less whites. Blacks compose 13.4 % of the population in the United States. Would it not make more sense to think a white supremacists would rather not be opposed to abortion because approximately 36% of all abortions in the U.S. are performed on this 13.4 % of the population?

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

Expecting the government to fight the budget deficit is like expecting the Mafia to fight crime.

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