Archive | September 9, 2019

The Debutante Ball

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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week’s shore leave.

The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:

“Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter’s Debutante Ball.

I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance.”

“They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation.
They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies.

One last point: “No Jews please.”

Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied:

“Madam, thank you for your invitation.

In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers.”

“One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design.”

“The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern university in Chicago, with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering.
His Masters Degree and PhD in Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering are from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.”

“The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.”

“Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ship’s doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of
Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina .

We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda .”

Upon receiving this letter, Melinda’s mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure.

Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda’s mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four very
handsome, smiling Black officers.

Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, “There must be some mistake.”

“No, Madam,” said the first officer.

“Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes.”

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

 

From: Hank Ashmore
The Deplorable Infidel

 

 

AN ARMED CITIZENRY

The right to keep and bear arms was considered by the Founders to be an unalienable right connected with the preservation of life, liberty, and property. Today Americans are the best armed civilian population in the world. The number of private citizens owning arms is estimated to be over fifty million. The number of firearms in the possession of private citizens is estimated to be between 350 and 400 million weapons.

It is a historical fact that in nations where the political leaders want to curtail the rights of the people and take away their property and freedom, they always begin by trying to disarm them. This is usually done by first requiring them to register their firearms and imposing a heavy penalty on those who do not. It has been determine that in many instances the next step is to deliberately provide widespread rioting and violence (Antifa). The government can then use this as an excuse to confiscate all firearms in the possession of law abiding citizens and do it on the grounds that “we have to somehow stop all this killing.”

There are also those who feel it would cut down on crime if there were a federal law prohibiting the people from having guns. Former Senator Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah) said: “If gun laws in fact worked, the sponsors of this type of legislation should no difficulty drawing upon long lists of examples of crime rates reduced by such legislation. That they cannot do so after a century and a half of trying – that they must sweep under the rug the southern attempts at gun control in the 1870-1910 period, the northeastern attempts in the 1920-1939 period, and the attempts at both Federal and State levels in 1965-1976 – establishes the repeated, complete, and inevitable failure of gun laws to control serious crime.”

“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”

Thomas Jefferson

 

WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

“If our country is to survive and prosper, we summon the courage to condemn and reject the liberal agenda and we had better do it soon.”

-Walter Williams-

 

“You Just Can’t Make This S**t Up” category

The elevators in San Francisco now have to have operators to keep the homeless from using them as toilets.

 

AN OPINION FROM THE DEPLORABLE INFIDEL

“The American heritage was one of individual liberty, personal responsibility and freedom from government … Unfortunately … that heritage has been lost. Americans no longer have the freedom to direct their own lives … Today, It is the government that is free – free to do whatever it wants. There is no subject, no issue, no matter … that is not subject to legislation.”

 

“It took about 150 years, starting with the Bill of Rights that reserved to the states and the people all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government, to produce a Supreme Court willing to rule that growing corn to feed your own hogs is interstate commerce and therefore regulated by Congress.”

David Friedman

 

A SIMPLE TRUTH FOR TODAY

When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.

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THE SPHINX—-GUESS WHO

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-autos-safety-usa/automakers-to-install-rear-seat-reminders-to-stop-hot-car-deaths-in-u-s-idUSKCN1VP28E

https://www.localnews8.com/news/top-stories/steamboat-geyser-continues-to-break-historical-yearly-eruption-record-1/1116690832

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The Editor:  Who reviewed Comey’s work for illegal actions, LL ?

Love Birds Cat:   It was Page and Strzok, the married to other people love birds.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/01/deep-state-lisa-page-peter-strzok-conducted-fbis-review-to-classify-comeys-memos/

Trump creates better jobs for people with disabilities.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/02/trumps-tightened-labor-market-wins-dream-jobs-for-disabled-americans/

Any soft drinks, including sports drinks, are terrible for you.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9854098/diet-fizzy-drinks-increase-risk-heart-attack-deadly-stroke-death/

https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20141014/athletes-sports-drinks-dental

The census people woke.  Those CAIR people are such rascals.

https://apnews.com/91216fcd8f174eb8a4e3260825870634

https://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/Ilhan-Omar-to-speak-at-terror-linked-banquet-581083

We have no time for these creeps that want Sharia law in America.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

M31: The Andromeda Galaxy
Image Credit & Copyright: Amir H. Abolfath (TWAN)

Explanation: How far can you see? The most distant object easily visible to the unaided eye is M31, the great Andromeda Galaxy, over two million light-years away. Without a telescope, even this immense spiral galaxy appears as an unremarkable, faint, nebulous cloud in the constellation Andromeda. But a bright yellow nucleus, dark winding dust lanes, luminous blue spiral arms, and bright red emission nebulas are recorded in this stunning six-hour telescopic digital mosaic of our closest major galactic neighbor. While even casual skygazers are now inspired by the knowledge that there are many distant galaxies like M31, astronomers seriously debated this fundamental concept only 100 years ago. Were these “spiral nebulae” simply outlying gas clouds in our own Milky Way Galaxy or were they “island universes” — distant galaxies of stars comparable to the Milky Way itself? This question was central to the famous Shapley-Curtis debate of 1920, which was later resolved by observations favoring Andromeda being just like our Milky Way Galaxy — a conclusion making the rest of the universe much more vast than many had ever imagined.

Tomorrow’s picture: pluto in true color