Archive | September 15, 2019

Please forward this post to every Democrat you know….even they deserve being reminded of Great Moments in America

One of the most abused prescriptions in our country is anti-depressants. My Partner, Doctor  I. WannaTreat, has spent numerous hours in libraries all around the country in search of solutions. He has found the answer.

The solution is available right at your fingertips at this very moment. The only side effect is recurrent euphoria. Toss your anti-depressants out the window and find your Happy Place directly under this picture of  Dr. I. WannaTreat.

 

 

You are welcome.

-Sheila Tolley-

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Hillary and the Cow

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along an Iowa

country road one evening when an old dairy cow loomed

in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t.

The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver

to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what

had happened and pay them for the cow.

 

She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with

his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle

of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the

other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

 

“What happened to you,” asked Hillary?

“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar,

his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters

made passionate love to me.”

 

“What did you tell them?” asked Hillary.

The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said,

‘I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow.’

The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.”

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This is for those who appreciate historical finds…..

Hebrew Writing……. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

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It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old!  The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.  They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.  The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:

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“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

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You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

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The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.

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Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea.

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The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically.

 

Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

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“Idiots… Hebrew is read from right to left…  It says:

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‘Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick”.


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Horses Asses

( I could have titled this Horses Patoots or Horses Buttocks…..but you would not have clicked on it….so just enjoy!)

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said: “Well yeah, if that’s what they are — I never heard of circle flies.”

So the farmer says, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey … wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?”

The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”

The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says,

“Hard to fool them circle flies though.”

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THE SPHINX—-NUMBERS

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https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2019/09/13/president-trumps-great-advice-for-presidential-contenders-n2553066

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/13/watch-exclusive-michelle-malkin-to-trump-shut-down-federal-reserve-remittance-program-for-illegal-aliens/

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/burning-aoc-ad-during-democratic-debate-sparks-outrage

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The Editor:  Are numbers important, LL ?

Trillion Dollar Cat:  They sure are, here is an example of 7-11.  This is also how the Democheats run the government where ever they have power.  Do you remember the Kavanaugh hearings ?

Here are some numerical rankings of countries according to quality of life.  Maybe you live in one.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/quality-of-life-rankings

America is out of money.  There will be no money for the Socialist/Progressives.  This is an amazing fact,  America’s nation debt is OVER THREE  ( 3 ) TIMES ALL THE GOLD EVER MINED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Forty-one is a good number.  This is a scene from Ben-Hur.  Amigo has begun to think of Democrats as slave masters .

This ship is not working.

https://news.usni.org/2019/09/12/escorts-deploy-without-uss-harry-s-truman-as-east-coast-carrier-shortage-persists

Bezos ( Amazon ) needs more than 117 billion dollars.

https://www.businessinsider.com/jeff-bezos-net-worth-life-spending-2018-8

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/12/whole-foods-to-cut-healthcare-for-1900-part-time-employees-in-2020.html

Facebook is still censoring conservatives.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/09/13/angel-moms-facebook-posts-on-illegal-immigration-removed-for-hate-speech/

Marianne Williamson couldn’t find enough “love ” from the Demopigs to qualify for more debates.

Today’s Accidental Invention…Chewing Gum

Though variations of chewing gum have been around since ancient Greece, the gum that we know today wasn’t invented until the late 1800s. It was then that an American inventor named Thomas Adams, Sr., stumbled upon the chewy treat—but only after first trying and failing to turn chicle (the substance that gum is made out of) into rubber.

crazy facts